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3rd December 2009 at 6:33 pm

I sent off my MA application to UCL today! :D Oh man, I feel amazing. It's finally done! I'm also pretty confident about the JLPT on Sunday, so basically I am just relaxing all over the place today. :D

Ok, there's still other stuff I need to do, but today I am relaxing all over the place.


I also did some scanning! This is a bit depressing, because it's pretty much a month and a half's worth of drawings. T_T I want to draw more and practice more, really.

The first one of these is a bit NSFW.

IT MADE ME LOL, OK. ¬_¬



I always have to listen to music when I'm on buses, because they shake too much for me to be able to read without getting carsick.

When my cold was really bad last week, I watched a lot of Life and doodled some stuff. More than this, but the rest wasn't really worth scanning. I was ill, ok? XD


The leopard seal from the first episode was my favourite. I was sad it wasn't in the mammals episode, too.



I like graphs. They are gratifying. I'm a loser. I also own a lot of trousers.


She's wearing a magical stone around her neck on a lanyard.

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23rd June 2009 at 10:59 pm
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*dances* I win! :D Time to start seriously applying to MA courses now.


Anyway. I've been reading Bad Science by Ben Goldacre, and it's really good so far. I've been underlining amusing passages (thought-provoking ones, too, but I'm saving those for later).

The most lulz so far have been in the homeopathy chapter, probably because homeopathy is one of the most ridiculous things on Earth. I love the idea that apparently in some homeopathy pill factories there are specially designed robots to whack containers of water against striking boards. Because to get water to remember anything, you have to beat it into it, obviously. Doesn't respond to positive reinforcement at all.

(Really, though what is that. Why would you SPEND MONEY on a robot for that. Why?)

Also, on dilutions of 200C and above (pg. 34):

To look at it another way, the universe contains about 3 × 1080 cubic metres of storage space (ideal for starting a family): if it was filled with water, and one molecule of active ingredient, this would make for a rather paltry 55C dilution

But it is ok, because the water got beaten up by a robot, and totally learned it's lesson. It'll have the money by the end of the week, no really, please, it's going to call in some favours and get it together by Friday. Wednesday! Please, not the eyes! Wednesday!

There's also a chapter about Gillian McKeith (there's a bunch of cool chapters before that, but without lulzy quotes), "multi-millionaire pill entrepeneur and clinical nutritionist [...] (or, to give her full medical title: Gillian McKeith)" (pg. 112). Apparently, she is famous, which has sort of passed me by. I'd heard her name, but I didn't know who she was. Now I know she is a bit of a crazy woman with really strange ideas about food.

I mean, I don't sign my dead cat up to bogus professional organisations for the good of my health, you know.
(pg. 124)
I feel that quote doesn't really need context.

The next chapter is titled "Pill Solves Complex Social Problem", and it is dangling before me like some sort of ultra-delicious morsel of deliciousness.


I thought this would be a good excuse, though, to post some pictures I found while backing up photos from my camera of the huge amount of ridiculous ads in the in-flight magazine on my trip to America last year.



So, I actually looked up these people's website, and it made me laugh a lot. I can only imagine how hilarious it would be if I knew something about Chemistry beyond common sense and Wikipedia.



Look, I think Ötzi is pretty cool, too, but I'm not going to buy a thing to give my hand electric shocks because he had tattoos over the joints in which he was possibly arthritic.


$6 on cookies a day, by the way. And I bet the cookies are tiny. I also really really love the "*Results atypical". XDD


There was also a whole page ad for Human Growth Hormone, but none of the pictures I took turned out very well. How do you even get to put things like this in magazines? Don't they get advertising standards complaints, or something?

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Aw, look at how empty the calendar for this month is; I fail at blogging. Anyway.

Before I write about anything else, my BFF [info]snow_vs_asphalt twit'd this while I was gone:

Ich liebe dich.


I love what this says about both of us.


Sososososo, EASTERCON. I guess I'll tell you about it day by day...

Friday

On Friday I mainly sat on trains. XD Because I have very little trust in rail-replacement bus services, I left massively early, and ended up having to wait at King's Cross for almost two hours, but eh, it wasn't too bad. Read a bit, listened to podcasts, ate sandwiches, sketched people standing in line without them noticing me, fun times. Spent the rest of the journey watching BSG eps on my Zune (they were right, it does get better).

I went to a few things when I got there. The pre-game meeting for the Kunji Revoltt(he LARP - I almost started to dissuade myself from going, because I'm a shy self-hindering lame-o sometimes, but I stfu'd and got on with it, since I'm not a teenager anymore just awesome like that), and then had in character lunch... dinner... dunch at 6 with the other members of the Royal Society.

Then I went to a panel on Bad Biology, which ended up being more cool speculative Biology (migrating forests!) than bad, but nonetheless win. Wish I'd taken more notes there. Then one on "Researching Your World" which ended up being mostly on near future type stuff (Charles Stross was on the panel, so), and the effects of technology on society, as well as a little general advice on researching worlds. One of the best of the whole con, I think. I really liked all the people on it; gonna check out their work. There was a Kunji event, and after that a panel on "Classics that Aren't" - things that are considered classics that shouldn't be & such. A little over my head since I haven't actually read that much classic sci-fi, and towards the end it degenerated into some guy (who's probably important or famous in some way) raging against fantasy novels in general. >_<


Saturday

Some pretty good stuff on Saturday. Mostly on at the same times as other stuff.

A few Kenji things and then the first panel I went to was "Maqpping the mysterious" about designing worlds in a map-making sense. I wish there'd been more of it, it didn't go on at all long enough! And half of it ended up being on whether maps should be included in books. Apparently they're very expensive to put in.

After that a "Starting with Comics" panel cum recommending session to get into comics, which was awesome, and resulted in the majority of this. (Feel free to recommend me more if you know any, btw. I'll buy them all eventually.)

The next panel was the best of the day, I think. Missed the Easter Doctor Who special for it! XD Not that it was what I expected it to be. It was called "Dealing with Dead Meat", about "how dead bodies really are", so I expected a lot of, I dunno, decomposition and stuff. Well, alright, there was that, too. Anyway, what it was was a doctor and a mortician telling their funny, disturbing, and sobering stories. it was amazing.

And then there was "Bad Sex in SF". Oh, the lulz. And they quoted this, which is my favourite passage of bad prose in the world.

The one talk I was a little disappointed by was one titled "Space Ain't What We Thought It Would Be", which was basically a run-down of the space missions of the last few decades. Which was interesting, but I pretty much knew all of it already. :/


Sunday

Sunday was probably the busiest day. The first thing I went to was "How Movies & TV get their Martial Arts wrong (on purpose)". I haven't see many martial arts films, tbh, but it's always fun seeing people throw other people around. Especially when the person doing the throwing is in a wheelchair! I was seriously impressed. Want to see that in a martial arts movie.

The next panel was a prettyt easy choice. I mean, it was titled "They Keep Killing Hitler". How could I resist. Got a lot of recs for alternative history novels from that. The next one was a presentation by a folklorist about Spring-Helled Jack, who/which I'd never heard of before, but it was interesting to see how rumours and urban legends get started and propagated.

The next was "A Little Learning is a Dangerous Thing", about references in novels and whether it's possible to enjoy them without getting them. The Discworld books are an extreme example, obviously, but did you know there's obscure medievalist word-usage in-jokes in Lord of the Rings? Apparently so. Also, apart from anything else, my notes from this panel have the best doodles of the weekend:


And then I went to an introductory talk on Quantum Mechanics, which was awesome. The woman who gave it was brilliant at explaining. Such fascinating sutff. <3

Afterwards there was a panel on "The SF-savvy Criminal", which continued to get derailed into the ethics of surveillance cameras and so on, and then there was the book launch and signing for The Third God, the last volume of one of my favourite book series, which I have been waiting for for quite literally years.

Apparently, according to his talk, Ricardo Pinto realised while writing this volume that it was actually all a big autobiographical therapeutic exercise. I think I'll continue to enjoy it for the complex and dark world, though. The man is a genius at world-building. (Or, you know, obsessive, with the plasticine models and shadow-angle calculations. But I think that's really cool.)

After that I went to a what-if-famous-novels-were-RPG-campaigns panel, which was really funny, but also, um, a bit over my head, seeing as I've never actually done any roleplaying, though I really want to try. I started feeling a little noobish and out-geeked, by the end. >_> Must remember it's not a competition and I have nothing to prove...

Then after the last Kunji event (which was a little disorganised, but we did kill a werewolf), the same woman who did the Quantum talk gave a Brief History of the Universe talk, and then I took the bus back to the hotel, and packed while watching red Dwarf on Dave.


Monday

Just four panels on Monday, before the end, and another two hour wait in a train station, because pff, timing, who needs timing when you can have cheap, late train tickets.

The first was "World Building with Music", which had a lot about classical music and it's narrative structure. Then another recommendations for comic-n00bs panel (this time "for the discerning SF fan") where I won a Hellblazer comic in a raffle. :D

And then "Terraforming vs Pantropy" which was another of the highlights of the con. (Pantropy, btw, is genetically engerneering humans to match other planets instead of the other way around. New favourite word!) A lot of speculation about generation ships and artificial wombs and colonies on Mars, as well as some more book recs.

And then another Physics talk. "Beginner's time travel", light clocks and worm-holes and paradoxes with billiard balls.

Your useless fact of the day ration: astronauts are on average 10μs younger than they would be if they'd never gone to space at high speeds.


All in all, I really really enjoyed it. I'm glad I went to the LARP, though it was a tiny bit disorganised, and maybe just not suited to a con setting, it was a good way to start talking to people... even if it was about selling the treatment that'd allowed Queen Victoria to live until 2009 to alien kings. Even without that, though, I loved the whole atmosphere of being able to turn to anyone sitting next to you and have a friendly conversation. I dunno, maybe incredibly socially capable people feel like that all the time, but it was pretty novel to me. I'm going to try to carry over that confidence to normal life. Though when I said something to people on the next bench over while waiting for the train, they looked a bit bemused. XD

Oh, also, click here for a txt file of all the book and comic recs I got from panels and such.

In other news, I went shopping with my mum a few days ago, and got some pimpin' new shoes (my other ones aren't really suited for warm weather):


Also a cool new top. Also a sweat-dress type thing, which I can't find on the website. And some new bras. Yay, bras. :D

Anyways, the train to Durham leaves at 10 tonight (again with the late cheap trains ftw), so I'd better get back to packing.

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30th January 2009 at 11:48 am
[LJ]

Oh man you guys I just had a meeting with DK in which I did not get any oh-my-god-I-am-doomed-and-so-behind-oh-god-oh-god vibes. THIS IS SO ROCKIN'. I am writing too many words (better than too few! 8D) and I need to reference more and focus but basically I AM AWESOME.

Just in the library writing out my Stay On Topic Hellen Crazy-cool Mission Statement before I forget what's meant to be in it. (It includes the phrase "Go go gadget historical ethnoarchaeology!") I might actually hang it on the wall by my desk like he suggested.

I AM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD NOW. I was dreading not-good-enough smackdowns of doooom. :D :D :D

Now I am going to go home and eat apples in plain yoghurt and drink juice and boil rice for motherfuckin' onigiri.

PS: What are you talking about spellcheck, yoghurt has an H in it.

PPS: According to wiki, "yoghourt is an uncommon alternative [spelling]." That is amazing and I am spelling it 'yoghourt' from now on.

PPPS: Whenever I refer to Wikipedia as "wiki" it makes me think of Wickie. Because I'm a dork. XD

PPPPS: (last one I swear): Oh man, "chiisana baikingu". That is madly adorable for some reason. Baikingu!

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24th January 2009 at 4:19 pm
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Might as well put it here instead of spamming twitter with 5 consecutive link-posts, right?

Maybe sort of awesome: but I will miss paper.

Awesome: Neil Gaiman wins at creepy.

Awesomer: I want this film.

Aweosmest: :O!

Hilarious: It's exercise really!

Also, here's another trailer for that silly badass film. Vikings vs Aliens ftw!


PS: Something else I meant to link: Gundam linguistics! I love it when people combing academic intelligent-type things with fandom. I want to be able to do cool stuff like this.

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Huh, no New Doctor secrets on [info]fandomsecrets yet? What is LJ coming to? Because LiveJournal is OBVIOUSLY the MOST RELEVANT source for UP TO DATE FANDOM NEWS AND COMMENT. It brings the lulz, it does.

(I showed Tim the emoboy picture on io9, and he said "Is that his costume? Looks like Torchwood." XD I think someone older might have been more fun to watch, but you know what? I don't care; it's Doctor Who, it's going to be cracktastical whatever they do. I hope they lay off the angst, though.)

Anyway! I am at Tim's house, and we're going to go into London in a bit for funtimes and stocking up on Golden Curry (it is like a drug), but first I am going to tell you how awesome tea t the Lanesborough on Saturday was. It was as awesome as when we went there for my dad's birthday, except even more so because it was my birthday treat. Nonsensical sentence is nonsensical.

I had the Darjeeling this time, which I'd never tried before and which was very nice, and my brother, for some reason, had the Super Rare Dark Charizard Of Teas Produced On One Small Chinese Island Only Chairman Mao's Favourite Holy Grail Imperial Mountain Silver Needle Yellow Tea, at £5 extra, and predictably, didn't like it. XD

I thought it was quite nice, though, so I might see about getting some when we're in London.

And then, stuffed with more finger sandwiches and cakes than is entirely healthy, we went to see Monkey: Journey to the West, which was an ocean of pretty pretty things and awesome music. It would have been so much more fun, though, if I had just decided not to pay attention ot the subs. You see, they had subtitles translating the dialogue and lyrics on smaller screens off to the side, and because my eyes were a little tired, it was hard to read them. So while I was squinting at them trying to get the mostly fairly inane dialogue, I was missing the pretties and acrobatics and awesome things. But I wanted to know what was being said! D:

Apparently the only one who didn't have any problems with it was Tim, who's brain is honed by years of fansubbed anime-watching, or something. XD

It was still massive amounts of fun, though. :D

And I was totally looking extremely sexy all day, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. (And I did say so myself. All day. That is how sexy I was.) :3

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Oh man. Oh man oh man. I just had the best dinner OF MY LIFE. The mystery special event turned out to be THIS (look, I found an English website to link you to. Aren't I good to you guys?). Oh man.

The food was brilliant, and there were singing waiters and diverse acrobats & contortionists (a Tanzanian troupe! a petite Eastern European woman with stupendous muscle strength! two emo girls! other people!), an American comedian juggler (he juggled a bowling ball and an apple and an egg. And then he broke the egg and juggled the the two halves of the shell and the yolk - fr srs - and later he juggled small plastic balls in his mouth) and a guy in nerdy trousers who did yoyo tricks to the blues brothers and... and... SO MANY COOL THINGS. I WANT TO GO BACK. Have you ever seen a hip-hop!bellydance with air-guitaring? DIDN'T THINK SO. I think that was my favourite. Sosexy. XD

Oh man, I need sleep very very badly. Doing sightseeingy things tomorrow. We are going to see the inside of the Reichstag even if we freeze to death in the queue.

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