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		<title>Austria Part III: Schönbrunn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Palace time!When we got to Schloss Schönbrunn these people with oak leaves in their hats were holding a very small parade outside.Never found out why, but that one at the back looks like he's trying to sneak off into the crowd.What you should know abo...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/09/06/austria-part-iii-schonbrunn/</link>
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		<title>Austria Part II: So many stained-glass windows.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Alright, let's get through some more of these photos. It's entirely my fault that there's so many of them, but I just have a thing stained glass windows, you guys. I can stop any time I want to, ok? I just don't want to.The first few days we spent at t...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/09/05/austria-part-ii-so-many-stained-glass-windows/</link>
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		<title>I Shall Wear Midnight launch.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The internet at the flat has been fixed, and I've got a small backlog of entries to post.First of all: on Wednesday, I went to the midnight launch of Terry Pratchett's new book, I Shall Wear Midnight, at the Waterstone's in Piccadilly Circus.The queue ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/09/04/i-shall-wear-midnight-launch/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s only a friendly.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The internet in the flat is broken, and it probably will be for at least the rest of the week while Virgin and BT try to figure out what is going on and how to fix it. So since I can't post the pictures from Austria yet, have this paragraph from one of...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/08/31/its-only-a-friendly/</link>
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		<title>Austria Part I: Sketchbook</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for not posting for so long, guys! Last week I went to Austria with my parents for my dad's birthday. While we were there I found some greyscale Copic markers for super cheap! &#9829;___&#9829; These didn't scan very well, partly because my pre...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/08/25/austria-part-i-sketchbook/</link>
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		<title>Anime, I have issues with you.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chairman Wow: what are you up to?Cubed2D: watching an animeCubed2D: confusingly called 'i my me strawberry eggs'Chairman Wow: ...Chairman Wow: sounds goodChairman Wow: XDCubed2D: about a guy who tries to get a job as a sports teacher at a high school, ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/08/04/anime-i-have-issues-with-you/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm moved in to the new flat! We haven't got internet yet &#38; I don't feellike writing a big long post on my phone, but I'm gonna attach some photosso you can see how wonderful this place is. :DI changed my location to "London" on Twitter and Facebook th...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/07/28/no-subject/</link>
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		<title>Well there hasn&#8217;t been any capslock around these parts for a while.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you just have to let the capslock flow, though, you know? It's good for the soul. Also, if anything's going to put me in a capslocking mood it's some good Holmes action.So, I was on the Isle of Wight this weekend, and it was very nice and I'l...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/07/25/well-there-hasnt-been-any-capslock-around-these-parts-for-a-while/</link>
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		<title>Also the food is on fire.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Tuesday we went to see the first Gundam Zeta film at the Barbican. It takes some kind of skill to condense an entire episode into a two minute scene. It might not be the best way to convey plot or character development but, you know. It's a skill.Ac...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/07/22/also-the-food-is-on-fire/</link>
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		<title>Ffffffff, update.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New art and stuff!

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There's actually more than this, but if I linked it all I think I would endanger the new layout's integrity. Or, you know, stretch this box. We can't have scrolling now, can we. So <a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/arts.html">check it out yourselves</a>.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/07/20/ffffffff-update/</link>
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		<title>Pictures I&#8217;ve drawn, manga I&#8217;ve read.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow, I am on Tim's laptop and he has the screen on an insane resolution that makes all these pictures look tiny.My Pokemans, let me show you etc.Haunter and Piloswine are my favourites from my current party in HeartGold. :3I was listening to this episo...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/07/17/pictures-ive-drawn-manga-ive-read/</link>
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		<title>What I did on my holidays.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was actually a relatively cool 25°C yesterday, but for the past week I've been pouring water down my throat like it was going out of style.Stuff from my sketchbook from France:This pigeon thought it was hot shit, pushing all the pother pigeons arou...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/07/01/what-i-did-on-my-holidays/</link>
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		<title>Lol a post about football.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That is a representation of an actual car I saw last week. Well, that one was... "anatomically" correct.Anyways, we owned England on Sunday, so everyone can put their flags away and shut up now.And now I will go play some Katamari. And maybe later I wi...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/06/29/lol-a-post-about-football/</link>
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		<title>Books, pictures, pianos on the ceiling, &amp;c.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I finished rereading Cloud Atlas today, and it's proved itself to be as good as I remember. Always slightly risky to read books you really loved as a teenager. I don't think I was as aware of the depth and the overarching themes of the various section ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/06/21/books-pictures-pianos-on-the-ceiling-c/</link>
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		<title>Flats flats flats</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today Tim and I met the nicest, most friendly and helpful estate agent ever. Actually, the only nice and friendly estate agent so far. (Maybe it was because he was Canadian /stereotypes) He showed us two flats which we both really liked, so I'm going t...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/06/19/flats-flats-flats/</link>
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		<title>Roll you up into my life.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I wear contact lenses half the time these days, actually, but I never remember not to draw my glasses.Felt like drawing something Katamari-related &#38; remembered it was on Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday on Tumblr. I'd like to propose a new defi...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/06/16/roll-you-up-into-my-life/</link>
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		<title>Pokemon and giant robots, fuck yeah!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone on the radio just started talking about their experiences of war. This entire entry feels even more frivolous now. Read on for frivolity.I am re-reading Cloud Atlas. It's possibly even a little better than I remembered! :DAlso I am super late t...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/06/14/pokemon-and-giant-robots-fuck-yeah/</link>
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		<title>Sleep, what&#8217;s that?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I fell asleep just as the children's programming was starting on Radio 7, which is around... 5 am? Wow, later than I thought. And I still woke up at 8:30, feeling perfectly awake. Idek.I'm trying out a self-motivating tactic where you stop doing someth...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/06/11/sleep-whats-that/</link>
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		<title>Only if you buy all your world maps from Europe.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know how I think teaching kids history is really important? I read in the Guardian today (and I really tried to find a more neutral source to read up on it on, but no-one but the Guardian and the Daily Mail cares at the moment) that the Tories want...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/05/31/only-if-you-buy-all-your-world-maps-from-europe/</link>
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		<title>Got a cold.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I should tidy my room, really, but I think I'll just sit around blowing my nose a lot and writing a blog entry. I arranged a fair number of flat viewings last week, and all but one of them got cancelled or postponed (usually when I had already travelle...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/05/30/got-a-cold/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve had this post written for ages but I can&#8217;t think of a title.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I've been doing some little doodles lately to practice with my watercolours and markers on! And then my scanner did its best to screw with the colours, and then I did my best to un-screw them in Photoshop for a few hours until all of life started seemi...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/05/20/ive-had-this-post-written-for-ages-but-i-cant-think-of-a-title/</link>
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		<title>Wait, what? 11pm?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was planning on doing something else this evening, but then I got stuck in front of the TV after dinner watching Role Models. Which did end in an epic LARP showdown, so I guess it was worth staying for all of it.So instead of whatever else I was goin...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/05/19/wait-what-11pm/</link>
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		<title>Rapidly approaching academia.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's suddenly only a small number of months until I start at UCL! And just when I've just about figured out how not to let myself drown in a sea of ennui and depression when I have nothing to do. What a waste.I got an email from the Institute of Archae...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/05/14/rapidly-approaching-academia/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a blogpost.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am actually kind of nervous about the election tomorrow. :/ Don't fuck it up, ok guys?Anyway.I borrowed Tim's USB barcode scanner and scanned all of my books into Book Collector this weekend. (Well all of them that aren't in boxes in the attic, anywa...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/05/05/its-a-blogpost/</link>
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		<title>Numbers are pretty badass. Especially 3, you should watch out for that one.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I accumulate topics to blog about inbetween posts, each too short for a post of its own&#8212;in my opinion, anyway&#8212;but I keep collecting them for so long that if I were to write them up all at once they'd end up a hugely long disjointed monstros...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/05/03/numbers-are-pretty-badass-especially-3-you-should-watch-out-for-that-one/</link>
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		<title>Eyjafjallajökull fanart.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hey, I tried typing that without looking it up, and I almost got it right!)It seems the grand ash situation of 2010 is starting to approach its end; I can't wait for the retrospectives! :3 It's probably a little cold-hearted of me towards all the peop...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/04/21/eyjafjallajokull-fanart/</link>
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		<title>Camel of the rainforest.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Brush pen, brush pen, one day I will conquer you. I think my main problem is that I keep reverting to holding it like a normal pen, which makes it sort of hard to control line width. Getting better, though!Everyone is talking about the election, and I'...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/04/15/camel-of-the-rainforest/</link>
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		<title>Mainly robots.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, my brother admonished me on Skype earlier that I don't blog enough, so I guess I'd better post something.I love finding evidence that ridiculous and impossible to please nerds have always been ridiculous and impossible to please, even before the ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/04/13/mainly-robots/</link>
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		<title>Easterconnnn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why am I incapable of not taking notes or doodling? And why did I say I would scan them all? (I don't mind, really.) Anyway.I totally uploaded all my notes onto my website and formatted this post nicely with thumbnails, and then I remembered I have a f...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/04/08/easterconnnn/</link>
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		<title>Back from Eastercon!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good day, LJ. I kept meaning to make a post-by-email post at some time during the weekend, but I was constantly busy with cool stuff or sleeping. At least I remembered to feed myself properly on all but one day.I'm probably going to write about it more...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/04/06/back-from-eastercon/</link>
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		<title>(Literally) one or two drawings. (Well, ok, five.)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been drawing almost every day, I promise, but most of it is doodles or sketches I'm going to turn into proper drawings later, so I'm not gonna bother scanning them. Here's the odd presentable things I've managed to produce, though:  First of all...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/04/01/literally-one-or-two-drawings-well-ok-five/</link>
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		<title>New favourite.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is my "Most Played" list from two weeks ago:"Most Played" today:Yyyyeah.So hey, do you want to see me trying to teach myself how to paint with watercolours again and falling on my face? YES YOU DO. This whole Drawing Every Day project has been pre...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/03/11/new-favourite/</link>
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		<title>Music and stuff.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was in London on Friday looking at <a href="http://www.goodenough.ac.uk/">Goodenough College</a>, and afterwards I totally bought an album in real life on a CD and everything. :O<br /><br />"Sigh No More" from Mumford &#38; Sons; this is my favourite song on it at the moment:<br /><br /><br /><br />You should check out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MumfordandSons">their YouTube channel</a>, they have a ton of great songs.<br /><br />I haven't scanned my drawings from the last few days yet, so instead here's a poem I found recently: <a href="http://woolfandwilde.com/2010/01/if-youre-going-to-say-i-lived/">"On Living" by Nâzım Hikmet</a>.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/03/07/music-and-stuff/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not been today for 20 minutes, but I did draw a picture.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They have a thing on Tumblr called "Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday", because on the internet anonymity tends to breed narcissism, and I had no better ideas.This is very highschool stylee, isn't it. ¬_¬]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/03/04/its-not-been-today-for-20-minutes-but-i-did-draw-a-picture/</link>
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		<title>Hello March.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My calendar page for March is a monotonous quotidian (like that word) expanse with not a single notable event, so to make life a little more interesting I've given myself a mission of drawing at least one thing a day.This is Monday's:(click for full si...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/03/03/hello-march/</link>
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		<title>This is my shocked and surprised face.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Roman remains in York are &#8216;elite&#8217; African woman (BBC)
Archaeologists have revealed the remains of what they say was a &#8220;high status&#8221; woman of African origin who lived in York during Roman times.
Academics say the discovery goes against the common assumption that all Africans in Roman Britain were low status male slaves
I admit that this article [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/02/28/this-is-my-shocked-and-surprised-face/</link>
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		<title>Spaaaaace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Um, so much for updating once a week. It&#8217;s not been the best few weeks, productivity wise, but I am striking things off my to-do list like crazy today, so hopefully that&#8217;ll change.
Anyway, space! Remember how I started this blog with some rambling fantasies about Space Archaeology? (Apparently I wanted to write a dissertation that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/02/26/spaaaaace/</link>
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		<title>俺たちには見えてるものがある！ きっと~</title>
		<description><![CDATA[God. The last two weeks seem to have been entirely me thinking about doing things and then not doing them. What the hell. Lack of mental energy and inexplicable loss of ability to kick myself in the arse and get on with it. Ridiculous.<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br /><font size="+1"><b>Anime.</b></font><br /><i>Durarara!!</i>, my current favourite anime in the world ever*, has a really rocking opening theme. See how rocking it is?<br /><br /><center><lj -embed id="32" /><br /><br />The rockingest.</center><br /><br />I may or may not have been listening to it on repeat endlessly for the last few days.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>Durararararararara is a <i>great</i> show, and it has completely captured my heart. Every time I start a new episode I feel like I'm getting a super delicious special treat. They had better keep it up, though, because now I have <i>expectations</i>.<br /><br />It's one of those stories that's more about a place and the interactions of the people who live in it than about any one character and their mission. Which I like, because people interacting is interesting. I guess it's an... *spins the genre wheel* urban fantasy? It's <i>almost</i> the real world, one or the other urban legend just happens to be true. There's a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dullahan">headless Irish fairie</a>** looking for her head, a guy who can throw around vending machines when he gets angry (my favourite, but I might just be biased because the latest episode focused on him), some internet gangs, and some mysterious mad scientists, because what would life be without those? I presume they will eventually provide the plot that brings all the strands together in the grand finale, as you can't go on telling anecdotes about a vaguely connected group of people forever, unfortunately.The pacing and general storytelling is great, too. You constantly feel like there is a huge, colourful world going on that you're only seeing a small slice of, which is one of my number one things in a story that makes me cream my metaphorical pants.<br /><br />Yes.<br /><br />Oh, and the art is really nice, too, though it does suffer from <a href="http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/03660a497faf06a131f2b954239ab6f01262816977_full.jpg">obligatory improbable breast syndrome</a> sometimes.<br /><br />You can also watch it in a shockingly legal manner (I actually mean that this time) and for free at <a href="http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Durarara">Crunchyroll</a>, which I still think is a wonderful website. I do quite enjoy giving people their due when I've enjoyed the fruits of their efforts. That is sort of how society functions. I'm trying very hard not to turn this into a rant about the annoying attitudes of internet pirates, especially as that would be a little hypocritical, since I'm evidently still selfish enough to download some things &#8212; though I honestly plan to buy DVDs of things like Star Trek or BSG when I can &#8212; so I'll shut up now.<br /><br />Also I can't actually afford a Crunchyroll account at the moment anyway, so I steal Tim's.<br /><br /><font size="+1"><b>Also books.</b></font><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0316044938"><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/tlb.jpg" align="left" hspace="5" border="0"/></a>I borrowed <i>The Lovely Bones</i> by Alice Sebold from my mum last week, and read it through in one go.<br /><br />It wasn't very good.<br /><br />The basic plot is: girl is raped and murdered gruesomely, and watches her family try to cope with it from the afterlife. Woo!<br /><br />The first half really captivated me, hence deciding to read it all in one go; there were atmospheric and creepy and sad things going on, and it was all quite engrossing. But then after the halfway point it just completely lost it's drive. I was ready for something exciting to happen, and it just... didn't. It continued to be a series of <i>stuff</i> that didn't really flow or seem to signify anything. And when the tragic and creepy atmosphere dissipated, the characters started revealing themselves for the flat clichés they were, and after a while I found myself increasingly tempted to skim forward to the end so I could be done with it.<br /><br />And when I finally got there, the end turned out to be the worst part of the entire book. -_- <a name="cutid2"></a>First of all there is the utter wtf-ery of the dead girl stealing the body of the gay goth girl who can see ghosts, and using it to have sex with her old crush from before she was killed. Because raping someone else is totally the way to get over being raped, amirite? Apparently neither the goth girl or the crush really mind, either, which is the main thing that makes it as wtf as it is. This is apparently the last thing the dead girl needed to do before she could let go of the world of the living and move on to the permanent afterlife (which is... full of pillows? Something like that. If I had the book with me right now I'd look it up). And then there's a ridiculously saccharine last scene in which her parents have gotten back together despite never actually resolving any of their issues, and her sister is getting married to <i>her</i> middle school crush, and her little brother gets a set of drums for Christmas, which don't actually seem to have any significance at all as far as I can tell, and everyone is happy.<br /><br />It would have made a pretty good short story, I think, if it was about half as long.<br /><br /><br />Speaking of disappointing books, I have totally let the internet down re: Colony reviews. I haven't actually finished it yet; I was on the last chapter just before we left for the States, and it was just <i>so boring</i>, even at its climax, that I could not bring myself to go on. It got worse at it went on, not better. Occasionally, at high points, it worked itself up to about as exciting as the baseline of a normal book.<br /><br />I was trying to figure out why this was, and I think it's the characters. Everyone is so simple. They all have one or two simple motivations, and the book keeps <i>telling us exactly what they are</i>, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. The same goes for the political factions. In any case, the only things you missed was the sheik ordering someone to be raped to death as a punishment (in case we still hadn't realised he was the bad guy), and all of the "black, brown, and yellow" people in the US mounting a violent pseudo-communist revolution against all of the white people in the US. I don't know what the outcome of that was, because even armed revolution was interesting enough to hold my attention.<br /><br /><br />There are some good books in my life, too, though! I don't remember if I mentioned it here, but <i>Friendly Fire</i> by Alaa al Aswany was <b>amazing</b>, and at the moment I'm reading an anthology of Sci-Fi and Fantasy stories that my parents got for me in the States, which has yielded nothing but good stories so far. &#9829; I might talk about some of my favourites &#8212; if I can <i>pick</i> favourites &#8212; when I'm finished.<br /><br /><br />*Though I have just downloaded the first episode of the brilliantly named <i>Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn</i> <strike>subtitle: Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any Sillier</strike>, so we will see.<br /><br />**I hope if her head ever shows up, it really <i>is</i> like mouldy cheese with a hideous grin and gigantic, darting eyes. XD]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/02/24/%e4%bf%ba%e3%81%9f%e3%81%a1%e3%81%ab%e3%81%af%e8%a6%8b%e3%81%88%e3%81%a6%e3%82%8b%e3%82%82%e3%81%ae%e3%81%8c%e3%81%82%e3%82%8b%ef%bc%81-%e3%81%8d%e3%81%a3%e3%81%a8/</link>
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		<title>la la code joke</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven't had the opportunity to use my "<a href="http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/tag/im%20lulz">im lulz</a>" tag in months.<br /><br /><blockquote><b><a href="http://twitter.com/Cubed2D">cubed2D</a>:</b> mums watching some award cerimony on tv. its rubbish<br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_chairman_wow' lj:user='chairman_wow' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/'><b>chairman_wow</b></a></span><b>:</b> yeah, the brits, I think. My mum's watching it, too. And my dad's watching football in my room. XD<br /><b><a href="http://twitter.com/Cubed2D">cubed2D</a>:</b>it basicly goes....<br />int count = 0;<br />while(moderatlyFamousManIsOnStage)<br />{<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;FamousPerson p = AnnounceFamousPerson();<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;WalkToStage( p );<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;Talk(p, "Its lovly to be here, im really famous.");<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;Cards[] cards =  ReadFourCards( p );<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;cards.Sort();<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;FamousPerson winner = card[0];<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;Talk(p, "the winner is " + winner.ToString() + "!!!!");<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;WalkToStage(winner);<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;Talk(winner, "Its lovly to be here, me and " + p.ToString() + "really famous.!!!!");<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;WalkOffstage( p );<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;WalkOffstage(winner);<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;count++;<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;if (count &#62; 10)<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;{<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;AdvertBreak();<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;count = 0;<br />&#160;&#160;&#160;}<br />}</blockquote><br />Today I got up past noon and did nothing truly productive (though I did organise a lot of old files on my hard drive and tidy my room a little). Tomorrow I will do better. Maybe I'll even write a proper blog-post or two. :O]]></description>
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		<title>Back in the UK.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I kept meaning to write an entry while I was at <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_petrolbomb'><a href='http://petrolbomb.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom;border: 0;padding-right: 1px' /></a><a href='http://petrolbomb.livejournal.com/'><b>petrolbomb</b></a></span>'s house, but I never got around to it. So! We did stuff! Beck was really busy with her classes, but it was totally fun just hanging out. :3 We watched a ton of films, I don't even know if I can remember all of them...<br /><br /><b>BULLETPOINTS!</b><br />&#8226; <i>Akira</i> (Weird! Super cool! Surprised by the optimistic tone of the end &#8212; I found it optimistic, anyway &#8212; wasn't expecting that from a mad-science-technology-out-of-control story.)<br />&#8226; An episode of 青の6号/<i>Blue Sub No.6</i> (Pretty cool, despite the silly oldschool CG explosions. Probably gonna download the rest sometime)<br />&#8226; <i>Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow</i> (Still super pretty! I think all the improbable comic-book mad science pissed Beck off a little, though. XD)<br />&#8226; Some film about a depressed psychologisty in Hollywood... I can't remember what it was called, but it was alright.<br />&#8226; <i>Kung-Fu Hustle</i> (Oh man, EPIC. XD I'm totally putting this on my list of DVDs to buy when I have money)<br /><br />Also some episodes of <i>X-Files</i> (which I'd never watched before!) and some <i>Star Trek</i>, which led to some <a href="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/sttwitt.png">drunken fun times</a>. (I wish it was possible to link to a day archive on twitter.)<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/strectum.png"/><br /><a href="http://twitpic.com/12chmk">"Captain, I'd be happy to probe your rec-"</a><br />It was an awesomely fun night... and then I threw up a lot and felt horrible. -_- I don't really know why anyone would get drunk twice, tbh.<br /><br />We also rented Army of Two, I think because it was the only two player PS3 game in Blockbuster's at the time, and spent some time sucking at it. XD It was pretty fun, though! Oh, and I played Final Fantasy X for the first time everrr. (Beck <a href="http://petrolbomb.livejournal.com/18424.html">got super excited</a> about this.)<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/ffx.png"/><br />And completely <a href="http://twitter.com/nyanpou/status/8977190070">failed at it</a>, apparently. XD I only had about an hour before my taxi to the airport showed up when I started playing it... I think I will have to acquire a SO INCREDIBLY LEGAL IT HURTS version and play it on a PS2 emulator.<br /><br />And now I'm back in Surrey. It really sort of sucks when your BFFs live overseas, idk. :/<br /><br />Oh yeah, and it's Valentine's Day today. I had an idea of going out with Tim somewhere, but jetlag won so we're just hanging out at my house. :3 I don't really care about the holiday much either way, tbh, I was just going to use it as an excuse to spend money on a date. XD *can't afford train tickets ever ¬_¬*<br /><br />I'm going to stop writing now because it's time to eat apple tart. Officially.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/02/14/back-in-the-uk/</link>
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		<title>In case someone forgets what country they&#8217;re in.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw a petrol station today that was decorated with <i>six</i> USA flags. Six. That is just excessive. It can't possibly carry any weight or meaning anymore, as a symbol, the way everywhere is saturated with flags upon flags upon flags.<br /><br />We went to a pretty, small town today, and mainly looked at slightly dull interior-decoration type shops, except for one with was full of awesome Art Deco and 1950s stuff, and a medieval and fantasy weapons store. (Me: "That double-headed battle-axe is so cool!" Dad: "Why do you think that's cool? You're a girl!" Me: lulz) (I'm pretty sure he was joking.) (XD)<br /><br />And now everyone is watching the Superbowl and I'm doing some moonspeak writing practice*. I was gonna go over to the TV to see what it was like, but I can't really be bothered. At all.<br /><br />I am getting up stupidly early tomorrow, and flying to Texas to see <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_petrolbomb'><a href='http://petrolbomb.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom;border: 0;padding-right: 1px' /></a><a href='http://petrolbomb.livejournal.com/'><b>petrolbomb</b></a></span>! :D It is <i>so good</i> seeing my friends again, I can't even properly verbalise it. &#60;3 Too bad I couldn't hang out with <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_scintillae'><a href='http://scintillae.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom;border: 0;padding-right: 1px' /></a><a href='http://scintillae.livejournal.com/'><b>scintillae</b></a></span> longer. :/<br /><br />In extremely other news, <strike>it is now illegal to make more than one post that doesn't mention AC in a row</strike> <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_katlovescookies'><a href='http://katlovescookies.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/user_ontd.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom;border: 0;padding-right: 1px' /></a><a href='http://katlovescookies.livejournal.com/'><b>katlovescookies</b></a></span> posted this earlier:<br /><br /><img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/neib0o.jpg"/><br /><br />I really, really don't know, but I can't. Stop. Staring. XDD<br /><br /><br />*I'm currently sitting in front of a mostly empty page of notebook paper which begins 私の好きな所は..., and having a crisis of loyalty about whether to write about Hamburg or London.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/02/08/in-case-someone-forgets-what-country-theyre-in/</link>
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		<title>NYC!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I shall not succumb to jet-lag! I shall not.<br /><br />The flight to the States yesterday was an <i>odyssey</i>. First one engine wouldn't start and they sent an engineer to try to fix it, and then an hour later we taxied back to the gate so they could take the starter motor from another pane's engine and replace ours. In the end we left with three and a half hours delay, and got into Newark at 10pm local time, 4am my body's time. =__=<br /><br />Today I took the NJ Transit train into New York City to mee up with Grace/Nicola/<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_scintillae'><a href='http://scintillae.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom;border: 0;padding-right: 1px' /></a><a href='http://scintillae.livejournal.com/'><b>scintillae</b></a></span> (she of many names) for a few hours. It was so good to see her again! &#9829; &#9829; We had some super fun times together.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>FIrst we went to the Rockefeller Center. We poked around the NBC store for a bit (The BSG merchandise was all really lame. Yes, you invented a swearword. Very good. Now design me some t-shirts more interesting than "frak off" in white text on a black background), and then we went to the <a href="http://www.topoftherocknyc.com">Top of the Rock</a> observation platform.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.10.09.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.10.09-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2350" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.32.06.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.32.06-487x650.jpg" alt="" width="412" height="550" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2365" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.08.22.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.08.22-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2349" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.32.31.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.32.31-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2366" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.15.19.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.15.19-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2351" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.18.09.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.18.09-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2353" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.27.49.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.27.49-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2361" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.29.32.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.29.32-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2363" /></a><br /><br />There's this great light-room at the top. Different-coloured lights follow you around the room:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.21.27.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.21.27-487x650.jpg" alt="" width="412" height="550" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2358" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.22.06.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.22.06-487x650.jpg" alt="" width="412" height="550" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2359" /></a><br /><br />There's a screen in one corner that tracks your movement:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.21.18.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.21.18-487x650.jpg" alt="" width="412" height="550" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2357" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.20.45.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-14.20.45-487x650.jpg" alt="" width="412" height="550" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2356" /></a><br /><br />We spent ages playing around in there; it was so cool.<br /><br /> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/9259247">The lights! The colours!</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/chairmanwow">Hellen</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p><br /><br />After a while we reluctantly descended and made our way to Times Square for some photo opportunities:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.15.07.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.15.07-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2372" /></a><br />MySpace style picture! XD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.16.21.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.16.21-487x650.jpg" alt="" width="412" height="550" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2373" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.17.45.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.17.45-487x650.jpg" alt="" width="412" height="550" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2376" /></a><br /><br />I also got to see the sparkliest McDonalds in the world:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.00.58.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-15.00.58-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2370" /></a><br />(Grace calls it the McGlambert.)<a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br />In conclusion:<br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-13.56.47.jpg"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010-02-06-13.56.47-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2348" /></a><br />That's what she said.<br /><br />Right, I think it's time for me to listen to some more of my Discworld audio book and thengo to sleep.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/02/07/nyc/</link>
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		<title>Scribbly.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I did another set of hourly comics yesterday, for shits and giggles, as they say. I tried to do them as quickly as possible, thus they are very messy and not particularly pretty. Not an entirely pointless exercise, though! Next time I'll try to strike a balance.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/comics/hcd/10/0203/20100203.png"/><br />I have lost count of the number of times I've not paid close enough attention to where I was going in Damascus and accidentally jumped into that fucking river expecting it to be a street. akfbhdjkfhdsjfk;hds. I always pay attention where I'm going in Damascus now.<a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br />Tomorrow, my parents and I are flying to America! :D So excited. I've been packing:<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/packin.jpg"/><br /><br />For once I think I neither under- nor over-packed. Yesssss.<br /><br />I spent my last Audible credit (I'm going to cancel my subscription for now, for the recovering health of my bank balance) on <i>Unseen Academicals</i> to listen to on the flight. It feels like it's been <b>ages</b> since I last read a Discworld book. I'm pretty excited about that, too. :3]]></description>
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		<title>Hourly comics and a pointless internet thing.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hourly comics! There aren't as bad as I thought they were; I got so frustrated yesterday. ¬_¬ I got behind in the afternoon, and trying to catch up kept me from actually doing any of the things I wanted to do. <strike>Like play Assassin's Creed for hours.</strike><br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/comics/hcd/10/hcd2010a.png"/><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/comics/hcd/10/hcd2010b.png"/><a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br />So everyone has been getting <a href="http://www.formspring.me/">formspring</a> accounts lately. You can ask people anonymous questions, and stuff. Somehow I don't think there actually is anyone who anonymously lurks my online existence and has burning questions to ask me, but I got one anyway. Because I have a sickness where I am compelled to make an account on every webservice I come across, just to see what it's like. So here you go: <b><a href="http://www.formspring.me/ChairmanWow">Ask me anything</a>.</b><br /><br /><br />Oh wait, I drew a comic about <i>today</i>, as well:<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com//img/art/comics/hcd/10/ac.png"/><br /><br />I have a new favourite. XD]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/02/03/hourly-comics-and-a-pointless-internet-thing/</link>
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		<title>Islamophobia adventures.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The French government: fighting sexism by... um... <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8480161.stm">restricting what women are allowed to wear on their heads</a>.<br /><br />I am not a great fan of repressive religiosity either, but in nothing that I've read or heard on the radio today has anyone stated a good reason for the government to get involved in what people are wearing. Are the 1900 French women who cover their faces all secretly members of a bank-robbing gang that can't be caught because no-one knows what they look like? Are they? Oh no, they're just ~*un-French*~.<br /><br />Fuck off.<br /><br /><br />Anyway, sketchdump:<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>I found a website called <a href="http://posemaniacs.com/">Pose Maniacs</a> a while ago. It's pretty good for some life-drawing practice.<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100104pose1.png"/><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100104pose2.png"/><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100104pose3.png"/><br />I swear half of the female poses on that site are unnecessarily sexy.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100112.png"/><br />This is pretty much my favourite thing I've drawn this year so far.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100124.png"/><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100126.png"/><br />Still practicing with the brush pen.<a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br />Oh, and I got my official offer letter from UCL. Hee. Start date: 27 September 2010. *starts counting down the days*]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/01/27/islamophobia-adventures/</link>
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		<title>Grand Relaunch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It might have come to your attention that this blog has been ever so slightly comatose of late. This has been going on for far too long and will not do any longer.
I graduated from Durham last summer, and life has largely been boring since then, in the little speck of Surrey I call my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/01/25/grand-relaunch/</link>
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		<title>I explained Archaeology to the tiny-Germans yesterday:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<blockquote>"You know, my house is really old, too! It's 20 years old."<br /><br />"Wow! Well, the things I dig up are a lot older than that. Some of them are a <i>thousand</i> years old."<br /><br />"How old?"<br /><br />"A thousand years."<br /><br />"<i>How</i> old?"<br /><br />"A thousand."<br /><br />"That's not a <i>number</i>!"</blockquote><br /><br />They're the best.<br /><br /><br />I finally brought my laptop to a repair shop to have its overheating problem fixed, so I'm not gonna be online much in the next few days. If you require the thrill of my conversation, you can always hit me up on Google Talk, which I've got on my phone: breakfastspoon@therandomplanet.com<br /><br />I'm listening to the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00nrtd2">A History of the World in 100 Objects</a> programme on iPlayer at the moment. It's pretty neat. Good old Olduvai Gorge, amirite? And it's available as a podcast, so you can alllll listen to it, even if you're not in the UK. :D<br /><br />My parents' mac's screen has some weird contrast settings going on; it's making my eyes hurt.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/01/21/i-explained-archaeology-to-the-tiny-germans-yesterday/</link>
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		<title>Half-remembered media reporting of a scientific study go! 8D</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I heard an interview on the radio a few months ago, with a psychologist (I think), who'd dome some research on multi-tasking that indicated two broad types of behaviour: "explorers", who constantly crave new stimulation and jump from task to task, and "exploiters", who concentrate on only one thing and do it thoroughly.<br /><br />Which is how I'm justifying my wish that I had enough room on my screen to watch a TOS episode and play a single-player game of <i>Solium Infernum</i> at the same time.<br /><br /><br />In the mean time, the alien fly that invaded the Enterprise has landed in Captain Kirk's coffee, and I think he's about to swallow it.<br /><br />Oh wait, no, it's not a fly, it's a super-fast space woman who wants to get in his pants.]]></description>
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		<title>New resolution: post more than once every 10 days. ¬_¬</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I went to my UCL interview on Monday, and it went well! I was incredibly nervous and ineloquent, but I got an email the next day saying they've recommended me for an offer, so I must have made a fairly good impression. Haven't got the official letter from the college yet, but it looks like I'm going! :D :D<br /><br />Ummm, what else. I went to see the <a href="http://www.staffordshirehoard.org.uk/">Staffordshire Hoard</a> after the interview. It was pretty cool. Sparkly, shiny things. I'll blog about it properly later, right now I've got a cold and my head is a bit foggy.<br /><br /><br /><b>Some links:</b><br /><br />&#8226; <a href="http://www.desert-peach.com/comic/grande-entrance/">The Desert Peach</a> - I rediscovered this the other day. The greatest piece of historical fiction set in World War 2 that exists, in my opinion.<br /><br />&#8226; <a href="http://www.choiceofgames.com/dragon/">Choice of the Dragon</a> - A very well written multiple choice text game. In which you play as a dragon:<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/cotd.png" border="1"/><br />What more could you want, right? It's got a great attitude on gender &#38; sexuality. I noticed it when I was playing, and then I checked their blog and <a href="http://www.choiceofgames.com/blog/2010/01/gender-in-choice-of-the-dragon/">read the most recent post at the time</a>, which confirmed how much thought they'd put in it. It's so refreshing not to have presumptions shoved down your throat: you can chose the gender of the dragon, and the dragon you futilely attempt to mate with (I will get the right combination of stats/actions one day), and it doesn't go "'knight' obviously = 'he'", either.<br /><br />Their quest to introduce meaningful choices into games pleases me, too. It makes the whole thing instantly many times more engaging and entertaining. My only criticism is it wasn't long enough. :P<br /><br />&#8226; One of my favourite fiction series, "Union Dues" by Jeffrey R. DeRego (as seen on <a href="http://escapepod.org/index.php?s=union+dues">Escape Pod</a> and <a href="http://www.clonepod.org/?s=union+dues">Clone Pod</a>) is apparently being <a href="http://forum.escapeartists.net/index.php?topic=3248.0">pitched as a TV series</a>. I think that's brilliant. I'm not of the opinion that everything that's good should eventually be made into a film and/or TV show &#8212; TV is not the end-all of storytelling media &#8212; but I also don't have a problem with different versions of stories and things jumping form medium to medium and taking on new forms (I mean, look at <i>Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</i>). In fact, I encourage it. If I find a fictional world I love, I want to experience it through as many different lenses as I can, to see all of it's permutations and facets and flavours.<br /><br />Also TV probably has a larger audience than podcasts, and I think something of quality deserves to be seen by as many people as possible. (Or maybe rather: Everyone deserves to be exposed to quality entertainment.) I've never been into superheroes much, and I <i>love</i> "Union Dues". It's definitely worth it.<br /><br />&#8226; I also have a key for the <a href="http://www.startrekonline.com/">Star Trek Online</a> beta! It's currently downloading. Very slowly.<br /><br /><br />Pff, I started this entry thinking I'd only list a handful of links, since my head hurt, and I ended up rambling all over the place anyway.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2010/01/15/new-resolution-post-more-than-once-every-10-days-%c2%ac_%c2%ac/</link>
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		<title>First update of The Future!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<strong>New in this update:</strong>

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I dunno about you, but writing 2010 always makes me feel like I'm living in the Future...]]></description>
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		<title>Subheadings~</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<b><font size="+1">The weather!</font></b><br />As you might have heard, the UK has been <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/8447023.stm">covered in snow</a> lately. Of course the infrastructure of the entire nation is on the verge of collapse, but luckily I'm a layabout with nowhere to go, so I'm free to enjoy how nice everything is.<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/snow.jpg"/><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100108a.png"/><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100108b.png"/><br /><br />I bought a brush-pen a few days ago with some of my birthday money! I'm not very good at using it yet (can you tell? XD), but I've been practicing, and I think it's gonna be really good for my drawing.<br /><br />Here's some of my practice doodles that aren't completely terrible. :P<br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100106.png"/><a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br /><b><font size="+1">My birthday!</font></b><br />I'm twenty-two! My birthday was fun&#8212;Tim and I were going to go see the fireworks in London, but while the tube is free all night, the first overground train is at 6-something AM as usual, so we decided to wait until next year, when we'll probably both be living in London, anyway. Instead we stayed at my house and played Cranium (superfun) and had some epic fireworks of our own.<br /><br />I got really good presents, as well:<br /><a name="cutid2"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20100105.png"/><br /><br />I forgot to put a few things from Tim in that drawing, actually: he also gave me Vol.2 of the <i>Darker than Black</i> manga, and the bag also had these totally rad ¥1000000 playing-cards in it:<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/hundredtenthousand.jpg"/><br /><br />My parents also gave me some money to be spent at Uniqlo, with which I have bought myself some delectable attire.<a name='cutid2-end'></a><br /><br />On the 2nd, we went to the theatre. :3<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/priscilla.jpg"/><br /><br />We had pretty bad seats&#8212;all the way on the left, almost all the way at the top&#8212;but the show was <i>so good</i>. &#9829; I sort of want to get the soundtrack. XD<br /><br /><b><font size="+1">University!</font></b><br />I have an interview at UCL for my MA on Monday. I'm nervous, but pretty confident I'll do alright. I was looking over the info about the programme and the professors on the UCL website in preparation, and got twice as excited again about going there. It's going to be so amazing, you guys. I really really can't wait.<br /><br /><b><font size="+1">Anime!</font></b><br />I have not been keeping up! It's been about a month since I've downloaded any anime, so I haven't seen the end of anything yet. XD I'm at Tim's house atm, though, so I've seen a few of the first episodes of stuff from the new season.<br /><br />There's one about some cat-girl demon protecting a teenage boy with a jealous childhood friend blah blah lots of stupid fanservice &#38;c. &#38;c. that I really couldn't care less about. There's also <i><a href="http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=11135">Chu-Bra!!</a></i>, which is about a girl who likes wearing and designing fancy underwear, and is obviously an excuse to look at girls' underwear a lot, but also has messages like "you shouldn't judge people by how they dress", and "girls can look pretty for themselves, not just for men"... except for the fact that it's also an excuse for the male audience to look at 2D girls' underwear for 25 minutes a week. Anime is weird.<br /><br />But, there is also <i><a href="http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=10947">Durarara!!</a></i> (double exclamation marks are in, I guess?), which is going to be <b>so badass</b>. :D It's already my favourite thing. The storytelling and pacing and art are all greatly to my taste, as far as can be seen from the first episode, anyway. :) :) :)<br /><br /><b><font size="+1">In Conclusion:</font></b><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/footcute.jpg"/><br /><br />Foot brush!]]></description>
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		<title>Cookies; Games; Movies. Life is pretty good.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello Elllllll-jay! Sorry for not posting for ages again: I just haven't felt the urge to actually turn on my laptop this holiday season. I've been mostly hanging around in the living room enjoying our epic new HD TV, or gaming, or reading. I do have a cookie recipe for you, though!<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/cookies.png"/><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/recipe.png"/><a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br />It's a family tradition to make these at Christmas, but there's nothing that makes them intrinsically Christmassy, so you should go make them right now. You won't regret it.<br /><br /><br />We got an Xbox 360 for Christmas, collectively, and I've been playing <i><a href="http://social.bioware.com/playerprofile.php?game=dragonage1_xbox&#38;nid=2263026848">Dragon Age: Origins</a></i>. Chose a human mage to begin with, and it's tons of fun so far. :D I put points into cunning and the coercion skill, which means I can make NPCs do almost anything I want in conversations. It's pretty sweet. I dunno what specialisation I should go for, though. Blood Mage is out, since I'm being good, so maybe Arcane Warrior. I am going to shut up now, because no-one cares.<br /><br />(I am also hitting on Alistair the Grey Warden guy as much as possible, because he is adorable. When you give him a gift he likes, he goes "R-really? This... this is for me? ;_;" like no-one has been nice to him ever before.)<br /><br />I got <i>Assassin's Creed II</i>, as well, but I am determined to play them in order, so I'm waiting for Amazon to send me AC I.<br /><br />Got some other great stuff, too, like a sexy jacket, books, socks, and a subscription to and back-issues from <i>Current World Archaeology</i> from Tim, which have actually been stopping me from reading the books. I really miss Archaeology, I have realised.<br /><br /><br />I've also been to see <i>Sherlock Holmes</i> and <i>Avatar</i>. I want to take Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law out of that film and insert them into a better one, so I can enjoy their brilliant interactions in a better plot.<br /><br />As for <i>Avatar</i>, I am in two minds. It's cliché, and shallow, at times offensively so, but I adore the look. Especially the creature designs, fuck yes. Giant fantasy animals, insect and dionaur/reptillian influences, bioluminescence... basically they are pushing so many of my aesthetic buttons that I managed to completely ignore the stupid cat people for most of the film, in favour of the pretty colours.<br /><br />Oh, except for their language, which was sort of cool, I guess, but that's probably only because I know they had it especially designed. Though I agree with <a href="http://ninteenpointzerofour.wordpress.com/2009/12/30/avatar-review-fuck-you-james-cameron-i-want-my-money-back/">this</a>, in that I'm not sure why you'd go through the trouble of having a language made if the rest of your alien culture couldn't be more of a Noble Savage cliché if you were actually trying.<br /><br />To be honest, though, I wasn't really expecting better. Sorry, films, I have low expectations of you.<br /><br />But fuck it was pretty. I'm probably going to go see it again for that. Oh, and because I feel that every ticket might just be encouragement to make more sci-fi films. Alien planets: they work! Now put a good plot on one! Please?<br /><br /><br />I'm turning 22 tomorrow! It is common knowledge that, while I am ageing in a linear fashion, my greatness increases logarithmically. I've been in a pretty good mood, lately. Come on, 2010! Let's have a good new decade. :D]]></description>
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		<title>Together they fight crime! (Colony Chapter 8)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's a <i>Colony</i> recap! <a href="http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/tag/colony">Previous chapters</a>. Wow, this one ended up looooong. <br />  <br /><font size="+1"><b>Chapter 8, in which David has some growing up to do.</b></font>  <br />  <br />Yay, this chapter's back on Island One! I am growing really really fond of Evelyn and David. Maybe it's just because I've seen more of them than a few pages of introduction, but I just... like them. I really enjoy their interaction in this chapter, too.  <br />  <br />I don't remember if David's age is ever stated, but even if he's an adult, he's pretty much got the mind of a teenager, in my opinion. This is his puberty chapter.  <br />  <br />It starts with them at the holo!ballet.  <br />  <br /><a name="cutid1"></a>Yes, the holo!ballet. Because on Island One, they stream ballet performances from Moscow in hologram form, and then transmit the audience's reaction back for &#34;emotional feedback&#34;. I bet the dancers and the Moscow audience really hate that: there's <i>bound</i> to be lag, and imagine the irritation of a bunch of disembodied clapping halfway through the next section.  <br />  <br />Also, David is jealous of the dancers, because he's too self-conscious for dancing. He &#34;decided that ballet was not for him, emotionally.&#34; See, he totally has weaknesses and everything, despite being a perfectly engineered test-tube human! Well, the self-consciousness, and the fact that he's really pretty thick. <br />  <br />Anyway, they go to a café (with robot waiters!) and Evelyn tells him about <a href="http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/437449.html#cutid3">breaking in to Cylinder B</a> and finding it empty except for rainforest. He tells her that she should be careful, as people have been thrown out of the colony for less, and she finally tells him that she's not planning to stay on Island One for any length of time, but actually just went there to write a story about him to sell back on Earth.  <br />  <br />He is not very happy about that.  <br />  <blockquote>&#34;Well, you got your story the first night. I hope you enjoyed it. Everything you always wanted to know about the manufactured man, including his sex life. Was I any good? Do you want me to pose for photos?&#34;</blockquote>  <br />N'aww, someone needs a hug.  <br />  <br />Evelyn tells him that she isn't going to leave yet, because <strike>he's really hot</strike> she realised he was a real, feeling human being, and her conscience won out, so she's trying to find an even better story in Colony B. And David can help her find out what's going on!  <br />  <blockquote>&#34;Now I understand. If I help you to unravel this mystery, then you'll have a story about Island One bigger than the test-tube baby story. Right?&#34;   <br />    <br />&#34;I'm sure of it!&#34; She nodded excitedly.    <br />    <br />&#34;And if I don't help you, you've still got <i>my</i> story. You can go back to Earth and sell my story to your bosses.&#34;    <br />    <br />An unhappy frown creased her brow. &#34;I don't want to do that, David.&#34;    <br />    <br />&#34;But you will if you have to.&#34;    <br />    <br />&#34;If I have to... I don't know what I'll do.&#34;    <br />    <br /><i>But I know</i>, David said to himself.</blockquote>  <br />Well, what's wrong with using your initiative and some implied blackmail to get a good story <i>and</i> keep the guy?  <br />  <br />I love these kids.  <br />  <br />  <br />~*CHANGE OF SCENE*~  <br />  <br />  <br />The mysterious Board of Directors is having a meeting. Via holograms, again. (Sent by laser via privately-owned satellites, naturally.) Holograms are all the rage this chapter. Here's the members of The Board (cf. <a href="http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/437449.html#cutid2">World Government</a>):  <br />  <br /><b>T. Hunter Garrison:</b> &#34;[W]ispy white hair fringing a bald dome, narrow-eyed hawkish face with skin like badly wrinkled parchment, liver-spotted hands that would have been gnarled with arthritis if they didn't possess so much money and power.&#34; Lives on the top floor of his office-building in Houston and never leaves because the world comes to him.  <br />  <br /><b>Hideki Tanaka:</b> Bluff industrialist with eyes &#34;as cold as those of a professional killer&#34;. Lives somewhere with a view of Mt Fuji.  <br />  <br /><b>Wilbur St. George:</b> Lives in Sydney, smokes a pipe, &#34;beefy face&#34; with a &#34;no-nonsense scowl&#34;  <br />  <br /><b>Kurt Morgenstern:</b> Lives in Cologne, &#34;wary-eyed [...], pasty-faced and flabby-looking&#34;, controls most of central Europe's industry.  <br />  <br />And my second favourite character (Ev and Dave get joint first), the evil Sheik himself, <b>al-Hashimi</b>.  <br />  <br />They discuss their funding of El Libertador! (he just feels like he should have an exclamation mark in his name) and how to stop him from causing too much trouble for them while destroying the World Government, and the ways they've been manipulating the weather to make things easier for him. Because it's important for the reader of a novel to always know the plans and objectives of every single character or group of characters, lest they strain their brains with speculation and uncertainty for more than a chapter or two.  <br />  <br />Other points the book wants us to know about:  <br />  <br />- Al-Hashimi has contacts with a member of the PRU who he gives money and advice to.  <br />- Some of the Board members feel a bit guilty about killing people and/or endangering their profits, but their computer predictions show that the World Government will bankrupt them all if they don't do something. (Where &#34;doing something&#34; = fucking over most of the world's economy through disasters and wars. Go go gadget self-fulfilling prophecy?)  <br />- They have a thing called Operation Proxy that will combine all the revolutionary movements around the world to cause a global civil war, and which somehow involves Island One  <br />- Garrison controls Dr Cobb. He's very sure about this. He uses italics, and everything.  <br />  <br />Oh, and St. George, the Australian member, owns the newspaper Evelyn works for, and is using her as a spy without her knowledge! Well, unless he has a different &#34;snoop&#34; who &#34;[t]hinks she's digging up a scandal for the International News&#34;.  <br />  <br />From now on, I'm imagining Evelyn with an Australian accent. Even if it is the <i>International</i> News.  <br />  <br />  <br />~*TWO SCENE CHANGES IN ONE CHAPTER HOLY SHIT*~  <br />  <br />  <br />Ok, exciting things: we finally get to meet Dr Cobb, head scientist of Island One, and David's father figure.  <br />  <br />Aaaaaand now I have <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-u-UZXHoKQ">George Michael stuck in my head</a>. :&#124;  <br />  <br />Anyway, Cobb has banned organised team sports from Colony One, because he doesn't approve of &#34;vicarious violence&#34; or competition of any kind, apparently. Good luck with that, doctor. He does have a 0g sports complex, so he can play ball games while having fatherly talks with his after-school projects, like we're suddenly in an American family movie.  <br />  <br />So, there they are playing 0g-handball, which is apparently a very hazardous game and can cause a lot of injuries. This is hardcore handball, guys. Believe it.  <br />  <br />David asks him about Cylinder B, and Cobb, who has the same exposition disease as everyone else, goes all &#34;oh yes, she asked you about it, didn't she, I watched her break in the other day through the security cameras I SEE EVERYTHING.&#34; He reveals he threw David and Evelyn together when she first got there to give him an opportunity to learn how to deal with people from the real world. So, that went well.  <br />  <br />He also reveal the plans for Cylinder B. (He's just looking out for us readers, really. Do <i>you</i> want to risk brain-strain?) The members of the Board has requested five mansions to be built in it.  <br />  <blockquote>&#34;But why... what do they...&#34;   <br />    <br />Arching an eyebrow, the old man asked, &#34;Do you see any statistical correlation between the fact that the Board has ordered five mansions and the fact that there are five—count them, five—members of the aforesaid Board of Directors of the island One Corporation, Limited?&#34;    <br />    <br />David blinked at him.</blockquote>  <br />Are you <i>sure</i> you engineered this guy with a superior brain, Dr Cobb? I'm just asking, purely out of interest.  <br />  <br />The Board want the mansions on the colony to retreat to once the Earth collapses into chaos and civil war, obviously:  <br />  <blockquote>&#34;And they'll let the world collapse around them?&#34;   <br />    <br />&#34;There's nothing they can do to prevent it, even if they wanted to.&#34;    <br />    <br />&#34;I don't believe that!&#34;    <br />    <br />&#34;Well... there is one thing,&#34; Cobb said. &#34;After the Board comes here to love, we can shoot anybody else out of the sky when they try to come up here and invade us!&#34;</blockquote>  <br />  <br />DUN DUN DUUUUUN.<a name='cutid1-end'></a>  <br />  <br />And with that, we get to the end of Book One (of five). Pray to the gods of the five-act structure that now things will begin to happen. Prediction: David and Evelyn team up to save the world.  <br />  <br /> <br />Sometimes reading books, you think about whether they would make good films or not. I think <i>Colony</i> would make a neat anime. I'm not sure why it makes me think of that rather than live-action, maybe it's the politics and the great silliness.<br />  <br />Also, I'm still hoping for a <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColonyDrop">Colony Drop</a> (TV Tropes, click at your own risk.).]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m back!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THREE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS, GUYS! Are you excited? I'm excited. I like Christmas. :3<br /><br /><br />And now, an entry:<br /><br />FFFFFFF, how long has it been since I last posted? I didn't intend to take a three-week break, I just never got around to writing an entry. ¬_¬ (Though I have been <a href="http://twitter.com/ChairmanWow">twittering it up</a> as much as ever.) I haven't done that much, to be honest:<br /><br />I took the JLPT!<br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/jlpt2.png"/><br />It was pretty easy, to be honest; there was only one or two questions I wasn't sure on. (Damn you, particles.) Results come out in March, I think.<br /><br />I also got the references in for my MA application! I got an email last week that it had been passed on to the appropriate course coordinator and that I'll hear from them again in the new year. They'll probably ask me to an interview, too. Ah, so much waiting, I want to know nowwww whether I get to go.<br /><br /><br />Now that those two things are done, though, I'm really being worn down by not having anything to do &#8212; I'm so easy to irritate sometimes, it's really pretty ridiculous. I'm going to try to get more work next year, also enrol in a Japanese course to prepare for the next level of the JLPT, maybe start practising my violin again, and keep working through the Ruby on Rails textbook... you know, all those things I resolved to do when I left Durham. I might do a New Years Resolution post sometime, so they're written out and I have to stick to them.<br /><br />Also, I'm trying to draw every day. It's not going perfectly, as you can see, but at least I'm drawing a bit, even if it's only doodles. These are pretty bad, dirty scans, but I'm too tired to fix them right now.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091213.png"/><br />Giant lizard! :3<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091219.png"/><br />I can draw dudes, too, see?<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091219b.png"/><br />Hurrrrrr<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091219c.png"/><a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br />If I don't do art posts on a semi-regular basis from now on, someone shout at me about it. Next time: maybe an actual nice, finished drawing. :O Shocking.<br /><br />I also have some <i>Colony</i> recaps, gonna post the first when I finish this post. \o/<br /><br /><br />And now I'm going to bed and reading about ancient gas warfare. Tim got me a subscription to Current World Archaeology for Christmas; it's making my life right now. :D]]></description>
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		<title>A winnar is I.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I sent off my MA application to UCL today! :D Oh man, I feel amazing. It's finally done! I'm also pretty confident about the JLPT on Sunday, so basically I am just relaxing all over the place today. :D<br /><br />Ok, there's still other stuff I need to do, but today I am relaxing all over the place.<br /><br /><br />I also did some scanning! This is a bit depressing, because it's pretty much a month and a half's worth of drawings. T_T I <i>want</i> to draw more and practice more, really.<br /><br />The first one of these is a bit NSFW.<br /><a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091017.png"/><br />IT MADE ME LOL, OK. ¬_¬<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091026.png"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091026_600.png" border="0"/></a><br />I always have to listen to music when I'm on buses, because they shake too much for me to be able to read without getting carsick.<br /><br />When my cold was really bad last week, I watched a lot of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00lbpcy"><i>Life</i></a> and doodled some stuff. More than this, but the rest wasn't really worth scanning. I was ill, ok? XD<br /><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091127a.png"/><br /><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091127b.png"/><br />The leopard seal from the first episode was my favourite. I was sad it wasn't in the mammals episode, too.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/img/art/comics/autobio_20091130.png"/><br />I like graphs. They are gratifying. I'm a loser. I also own a lot of trousers.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091203.png"/><br />She's wearing a magical stone around her neck on a lanyard.<a name='cutid1-end'></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Would anyone like a Google Wave invite?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have 15, and no-one ot give them to. Here's a video thing that explains what you can do with Google Wave:<br /><br /><br />I think it'll be pretty cool once more people use it. I'll screen comments, so if you want an invite just comment with your email and I'll put you on the list.<br /><br /><br />I have not accomplished my <a href="http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/437525.html">week goals</a>, because I've been busy coughing my lungs out. I feel a bit better today, but then I also felt a bit better on Thursday, and still spent all Friday in bed watching <i>Life</i>, so... *shrug*<br /><br /><br /><b>PS:</b> If you are some anonymous person, I'm not going to give you an invite unless absolutely no-one else wants one. I don't know if you're a spammer or whatnot, and also I'd prefer to give my invites to people I actually know, at least a bit, and can potentially use Wave with. Nothing personal. You can always introduce yourself in an email or something!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/28/would-anyone-like-a-google-wave-invite/</link>
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		<title>Coooolony. Chapters 6 &amp; 7.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Technically I'm meant to be studying Japanese right now, but I want to read more <i>Colony</i>, which means I have to write more about <i>Colony</i> or I'll get too far ahead. (I should just write about each chapter as I read it, really. But some of them are only 4 pages long, so I can read about a million in one stretch.)<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><font size="+1"><b>Chapter 6, in which we are imprisoned in the home of the evil Sheik, oh noes!</b></font><br /><br />This chapter is stupid. Backstory: Dennis McCormick is an Irish-Canadian architect who's building the palace from 1001 Arabian Nights in Baghdad for tourism reasons, and someone tries to assassinate him in the market quarter as he's walking back from the site one day. Not in a sexy Assassin's Creed way, in a hired thugs with knives way. Anyway, he's rescued by a pretty lady in an expensive car, and blacks out.<br /><br />He wakes up in a room like <i>"the Moslem version of Paradise&#8212;or, at the very least, on a movie set for an Arabian Nights scene."</i> Draped silk, luxurious sofas, a view over the rooftops of Baghdad, the works. Turns out it's al-Hashimi's house, and the pretty lady was his daughter, who brought him there instead of the hospital for no particular reason. Well, because it's ~*romantic*~, but she'd presumably have an easier time being allowed to visit him in the hospital than getting past her father's guards. Because yeah, al-Hashimi has totally posted armed guards on his door. He's very "old-fashioned" about his daughter, as the servant girl informs us, but he himself sleeps with a bunch of girls and boys all the time, blah blah blah. We all heard the dun-dun-duns <a href="http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/437449.html#cutid2">last time</a>, he's totally evil.<br /><br />Also Bahjat, the daughter, gave Dennis a blood transfusion so he wouldn't die, and then they meet for about three seconds before she goes to Island One to be educated there (and get hit on, probably) and then they are ~*in love*~ and this chapter is just really contrived and I'm bored of them already.<a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br /><a name="cutid2"></a><font size="+1"><b>Chapter 7, in which you are a white-ass dude.</b></font><br /><br />Chapter 7 is only 5 pages long, and I really want to just type them all up for you, because they are pretty amazing. It's all about gangsters in Manhattan, and they talk in future gangster slang, which means saying "shee-it!" and asking people if they want to "get zapped", basically. Oh, and it offers a rare insight into future!2008 fashions:<br /><br /><blockquote>The dude was black, and he wore the right kind of clothes: blood-red shiny plastic jacket with the sleeves torn off, tight-ass bullfighter pants, heavy boots that're good for stomping or running. But the clothes were <i>too</i> right, like somebody'd handed him a uniform. And they were new. Instead of fitting into the First Avenue scene, he stood out like a hooker's pointed bra.</blockquote><br />Yessss. The dude is a cop from the <i>"Fuckin' World Guv'mint"</i> who wants to meet Leo. Leo is the uber-boss of the local Neighbourhood Associations: <i>"[W]hen Leo says you do, you do. No matter which association you're with, no matter who's got a war going on with who."</i> The Neighbourhood Association pope, so to speak. He's also got the best food-analogy-skin-colour description so far: he's the colour of an aubergine. He's also pretty badass.<br /><br />When they meet it's revealed that Leo is actually a World Government agent called Elliot, and his orders are to come back to base, but he likes it too much as a gangster, so he tells the cop to GTFO.<br /><br /><blockquote>"Listen to me," the cop said. "If you don't come back now, voluntarily, they'll drag you back."<br /><br />"Take some draggin'," said Leo.<br /><br />"They can do it. You know that."<br /><br />Leo slowly got to his feet. It was like a dark storm cloud rising. "No, they only <i>think</i> they can do it, Frank,” he said in a kind of voice that Lacey had never heard out of him before. He sounded almost like the cop! "I've learned quite a bit about how things go out here in the streets, quite a bit about power&#8212;how to get it and how to use it. Power does not reside in the government bureaus and agencies. There's no power in those long corridors between offices or among those faceless, interchangeable automatons that you report to. Power is <i>here</i>, in the streets, in the cities, among the people who are hungry enough, scared enough, mean enough, desperate enough to fight."<br /><br />The cop staggered a step backward. "You're talking nonsense. Madness!"<br /><br />"Am I?"<br /><br />"You can't survive out here without us, Elliot. The melanin treatments, the steroids, the hormones&#8212;they'll cut off your supply."<br /><br />Leo shrugged massively. "I've got other sources, Frank. I don't need you people anymore."<br /><br />[...]<br /><br />"You're crazy, Elliot. The drugs must be affecting your brain. They'll come and get you..."<br /><br />"Shee-it, man!" Leo's voice went back to normal, and Lacey felt better for it. "<i>We</i> gonna come an' get <i>you</i>. We got more soldiers than you got, more guns, too. An' we know how t' use 'em. All over the world, man&#8212;the underdogs are gonna knock off the white-asses, wherever they are."</blockquote><br />Yeah, Leo is badass.<a name='cutid2-end'></a><br /><br />I am actually quite excited about all these bits of plot that keep being set up, but I really hope this is the last one. I'm ready for them to get started moving and actually happening now, ok?<br /><br /><br />PS: Spellcheck keeps asking me if al-Hashimi shouldn't be "sashimi".]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/26/coooolony-chapters-6-7/</link>
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		<title>Releasing a statement.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THINGS I WILL DO THIS WEEK:<br /><br />1. Send off my MA application.<br />2. Finish that now embarrassingly ancient entry about the "native British" already ffs.<br />3. Get my laptop to a repair shop.<br />4. …That's all I can think of, actually. Neat. (Apart from general drawing and studying Japanese and stuff, obviously.)<br /><br />I shall report back on Friday.]]></description>
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		<title>A little art and a link.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Uploading website update <i>at this very moment</i>. Ok, that's a lie, I don't want to lie to you. Let me fire up my FTP program...

Ok, <b>now</b> I'm uploading the update <i>at this very moment</i>. A few pieces of art &#8212; depressingly few pieces of art, actually, I'm prett sure there's some around that I just haven't scanned &#8212; and a link to a cool new webcomic I found the other day: <a href="http://shazzbaa.com/">Today Nothing Happened</a>. I like comics that let me be nosy about other people's lives.

<a href="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20091118.png"><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/20091118-650x367.png" alt="Robot in a Tutu" title="Robot in a Tutu" width="150" height="91" class="size-medium wp-image-2164" /></a>
This is my favourite of the new arts: a commission to be used for the layout of an upcoming blog called <a href="http://robotsintutus.com">Robots in Tutus</a>. It's going to be badass.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/24/a-little-art-and-a-link/</link>
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		<title>Avoid the left if possible.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Avoid the left if possible.]]></description>
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		<title>Colony Chapters 4 &amp; 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guys. I tidied and rearranged my bookshelf a few days ago (I was procrastinating), and I have a ton more vintage sci-fi and fantasy books hanging around waiting to be read. I think I should make this a ~series~. What do you guys think of <i>Sign of the Unicorn</i> by Roger Zelazny next? With <a href="http://www.therandomplanet.com/imgs/unicorn.png">a cover like this</a> it's got to be good, right?<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>Right, I finished with Chapter 3, where Evelyn and David were doing it and talking about politics and how David was basically the extracurricular after school project of the scientists on Island One (that's the name of the space colony, btw), who genetically engineered him to be the perfect human (he's immune to the common cold. So jealous.) after his engineer mother died in some tragic construction accident while he was in the womb. No-one knows who his father was. I can never get a handle on this future!2008; it's such a weird mix of progressive and backwards.<br /><br />I forgot to mention, by the way, in the end of Chapter 3 David also explains what it is he does with all his time on the colony, since, as secret after-school science projects don't get passports (angst!), he's not allowed on Earth: he's a "forecaster". Which means he tries to predict the future with the clever use of maths and computers and shit. It makes about as much sense that Island One's weird hippy organic farmer in space self-sufficiency. See, he's really good at economics &#8212; he got <i>"within half of a percent of last year's Gross Regional Products for Western Europe, Eurasia, the Mideast, and North America"</i> but apparently he stays away from politics because it's too complicated. Because... politics... never affects the economy... at all.<br /><br />But fair enough, I can see he would be rubbish at politics, because until Evelyn suggested otherwise, he was absolutely convinced the corporations who run Island One were in no way involved in politics. Island One produces all of Earth's energy by harvesting solar energy with satelites and beaming it to Earth in some unexplained way that allows it to be caught with antennas.<br /><br />Yeah, no political power at all.<br /><br />He also thinks this:<br /><blockquote><i>And where would rebels such as the revolutionaries in Latin america get their arms and munitions? If the corporations wanted to weaken the World Government...</i></blockquote><br />Gee, do you think those mysterious rebels might be important for plot reasons? I wonder, I wonder.<a name='cutid1-end'></a><br /><br /><br /><a name="cutid2"></a><font size="+1"><b>Chapter 4, in which we meet the World Government.</b></font><br /><br />The World Government is based in Messina. I don't know why, maybe they just thought it was a nice place. In any case, they went to Messina, and built a big shiny glass-and-steel complex next to the old city, so as not to distract the beggars and starving children, which seem to litter... everywhere on Earth, basically.<br /><br />The Director of the World Government is Emanuel de Paolo, who has the "swarthy" skin and "dark and suspicious" eyes of a Sicillian peasant, but <i>"instead of the fleshy, heavy features of the native Sicilian [his] face [is] fine-boned, almost delicate."</i><br /><br />This chapter is full of great descriptions like that. The North American representativel for example, has skin <i>"the color of milk chocolate"</i>. Here's what the rest of the government looks like, in a paragraph of De Paolo musing about the homogeneity of internationalism:<br /><blockquote>Each man had come from a different part of the world: tobacco-skinned Arab, brown Chinese, black African, red-haired Russian, blond Dane, and the darkish American. Yet they all wore the same type of conservatively cut grayish suit. The colors of their clothing varied less than the colors of their skin. And they were all men. <i>We still do not allow women to rise to the level of the Executive Council. That would be too cruel.</i></blockquote><br /><br />That paragraph. I don't even know where to start. Is Africa one country now? Like Denmark? What sort of colour is "tobacco"? <i>Darkish</i>. <i>That would be too cruel.</i><br /><br />The big thing for the World Government at the moment is weather modification. They came to power, it seems, by preventing a nuclear war, which they did by threatening everyone with ruining the weather if they didn't disarm (and the Moon helped by threatening everyone with satelite lasers, apparently. From then on I basically imagined everything in the style of a Gundam episode). Except now everyone has gotten hold of weather-modification technology and are using it to make a ~*secret war*~ or droughts and flooding. I admit, I think that is actually a really neat concept, if pretty impractical. It's also possible that the multinational corporations are the ones doing all the weather modification, in order to destabilise the World Gov, though why they'd want that is anyone's guess. De Paolo is worried they're developing weaponised diseases up there in space. Because the scale of scientific progress naturally goes NUCLEAR BOMBS =&#62; MANIPULATE WEAHER =&#62; WEAPONISE DISEASES. Yes.<br /><br />Al Hashimi, the tobacco-coloured one, gets all defensive because he's on the board of a multinational, and they are NOT DOING ANYTHING, OK? HE INVESTIGATED! HARD! BUT YOU CAN'T COME VISIT ISLAND ONE BECAUSE... WE ARE PAINTING THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW. And then he and the Russian have a little catfight because, and this is possibly the best thing in this chapter, Russia is still communist. They are <i>"the workers' paradise"</i>. I guess they must've sorted themselves out and are totally cool now, having happy Marxist-Leninist funtime parties every night.<br /><br />They have another problem, whch is <i>El Libertador</i>, an underground revolutionary who has united the global discontent into one big "Peoples' Revolutionary Underground" movement <i>"against the gray authoritarianism and sameness of the World Government"</i>. And the the South American representative enters and reveal that El Lib' has TAKEN ARGENTINIA. DUN DUN DUUUN.<br /><br />And then tobacco-flavoured Al Hashimi sends this memo to someone:<blockquote>De Paolo's main concern continues to be the weatehr modifications, I suggest we terminate this phase of the operation as quickly as possible, before they can find a leak.<br />We should make stronger ties with <i>El Libertador</i>, [...]. Under no circumstances should [he] be allowed to make conciliatory gestures toward the World Government, or vice versa.</blockquote><br /><br /><i><b>DUN DUN DUUUN.</b></i><a name='cutid2-end'></a><br /><br /><br /><a name="cutid3"></a><font size="+1"><b>Chapter 5, in which Evelyn gets hit on a lot.</b></font><br /><br />Evelyn must be one sexy lady, because she spends this entire chapter being hit on by guys who think it's cute how low gravity makes her feel queasy. She is generally sarcastic about this in her head, but uses it to her advantage in her journalistic endeavours. I like Evelyn.<br /><br />First, she's shown around some farm-pods outside the main Island One cylinder, in which "experimental crops" are grown. (dun dun duuun?) On the way back some guy gives here som anti-space-nausea medication and spends the entire trip talking to her about his ~lonely bachelor life~. Yeah.<br /><br />After her induction tour, she goes off trying to find a way into the second cylinder. I was just writing up a big thing about how it doesn't make sense for two rotating (for gravity purposes) cylinders to be thethered togetherk and then I realised they're probably not next to eacother, but <i>in a line</i>. I'll let you get away with it this time, Bova. In any case, the two cylinders are tethered together, and there's an elevator that ferries people across, but the Cylinder B is meant to be off limits. To Evelyn, this is a personal challenge. I really like Evelyn.<br /><br />On the way there she runs into an astronaut, who takes it upon himself to steady her when the gravity decreases as they approach the control center (zero gravity = getting hit on)  and then tries to get her to give him her adress, but she tells him he can just call her at the training center. Shot dowwwwn.<br /><br />She eventually slips away and hacks into a few security doors to make her way into an elevator that takes her to Cylinder B. Which contains... a rainforest. Except there's only plants, no birds or insects. So, an empty rainforest. And there the chapter ends.<a name='cutid3-end'></a><br /><br />I've read the next few chapters, as well, but I'm too lazy to write more right now, so I'ma save it until the weekend.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/20/colony-chapters-4-5/</link>
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		<title>A post of negligible import.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Charlie Brooker and Yahtzee should make out.<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />I was going to write about <i>Colony</i> yesterday, but making tea turned into having dinner, which turned into watching TV with my parents and then <i>Warehouse 13</i> was on and the <i>The Mummy Returns</i> right afterwards, and then I went to bed.<br /><br />And now I have at <i>least</i> three blogposts in my head that should be set free onto the rolling hills and pastures of the internet (and a million comments to reply to, where "a million" = ca. 6), but I am <i>so very tired</i> even though it's only 11, what's up with that, but nonetheless, SO TIRED, so I think I'm gonna go to bed and then blog my face off when I wake up.<br /><br />It's a plan.<br /><br /><br />PS: I read <a href="http://fortassetu.livejournal.com/135806.html">pretty neat Star Trek fic</a> today. You should probably read it if you think you would appreciate AU Star Trek slash based on the new film. It has vampires in it?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/18/a-post-of-negligible-import/</link>
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		<title>I consume visual media.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[I wrote half of this last night, hence it is a little rambly. But it does have <i>subheadings</i>! 8D]<br /><br />I miss the times when I'd go to see a film at least twice, with different friends or whatever, and I'd always bring a notebook to the multiple viewings and take notes and write down quotes to use in my LJ review. I think I should start taking notes and writing about TV shows again, too. It’s fun.<br /><br /><br /><strong>2012</strong><br />I went to see <em>2012</em> last weekend. It was pretty cool if you like seeing things fall apart in grandiose and dramatic ways, and I really, really like that. Especially the Earthquake stuff when the ground moves in waves like water; that is so badass.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>In terms of the story, though, I pretty much agree with <a href="http://io9.com/5404296/turn-off-your-brain-and-watch-the-world-end-in-2012">the io9 review</a>. I really just didn't care either way about whether the main characters lived or died. The question of what the various world governments were doing to survive occupied me, and the thing about whether they were going to suck it up and let their full capacity of people on board the ships, but after that I was a lot less engaged. The Eurasian arks got away, so what if the North American one hits Mt Everest? And I guess South America, Australia, and Africa's arks didn't get finished in time? I guess they redistributed the people from that onto the completed arks? Nah, the future of mankind doesn't need any <em>Australians</em>, don't be <em>silly</em>. And don’t even talk to me about Africa. There’s no-one there who’s rich enough to afford a giant Chinese ship anyway, amirite?<br /><br />Ok, I’ll stop now.<br /><br />But anyway, the only people I sort of wanted to survive both didn't, the Russian pilot guy because he nobly sacrificed himself to land the plane, and the Russian woman because... she had a boob job, or because of her affair, or some other transgression against movie ethics, idk. Maybe the pilot died because he was sleeping with her, as well. RUSSIAN INFIDELITY DOESN'T PAY. Obviously. I am rambling, because I am quite sleepy. Oh, but the Tibetan(?) family survived. I liked them, too.<br /><br />ANYWAY. It was a very pretty film. it suffers from that thing that films sometimes have where all the side characters are more interesting than the main ones, but if you're like me you'll spend most of your time enjoying the destruction and fantasising about what you’d do in an apocalypse, anyway, so that's alright.<br /><br /><br /><strong>Doctor Who</strong><br /><a name="cutid2"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/drwhololno.png"/><br />I drew this on a train.<br />I really enjoyed Sunday's Dr Who special thing. I like it when things go wrong for people they usually always work out for. And things went pretty spectacularly wrong this time, I'd say. I really don't pay any attention to Dr Who canon, either (when they mentioned the daleks invading at Christmas, I thought something like: "did that... happen in a previous Christmas special? I vaguely remember... or do I?"), so they can do anything they want, imo, as long as it stays interesting. And if not, I'll just stop watching like I did before, no harm done. I am a very casual Doctor Who watcher.<br /><br /><br /><strong>Tin Man</strong><br />The first half of a film (mini series? idk.) called <i>Tin Man</i> (which I'd heard about. On Fandom Secrets. XD) was on the SciFi channel last night. It's pretty good! Much like <i>Alice in Wonderland</i>, my only knowledge of <i>The Wizard of Oz</i> comes from pop-culture osmosis, so I may be missing the odd reference, but it's fun in any case. Not super amazing, or anything, but fun.<br /><br /><br /><b>ΠΛΑΝΗΤΕΣ</b><br />When Tim came over this weekend, he brought a box set of <i>Planetes</i> with him, and we watched it, and I <i>totally thought we had run out</i>, but it turns out that box set was only half of the series, and we're going to watch the other half next weekend. This makes my life a small but statistically significant amount more amazing.<br /><br /><br /><strong>Twilight</strong><br />My mum is suddenly <em>really</em> into the Twilight film, and she <em>really</em> wants me to watch it, too, and I <em>really</em> just have <em>no desire to</em>. I clawed my way through the book, I know what happens, I just don't feel like bringing up the energy to give this a chance. Ok, no, I do sort of want to watch it with Steph and an intoxicating substance of some kind (by which I mean caffeine, because I couldn’t stay awake through a movie if I had alcohol), but that’s a different matter altogether.<br /><br /><br />I think that's all I had to write about. Now I shall make some tea and write about the next few chapters of <i>Colony</i>. Mustn't let my reading get too far ahead of my writing.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Footpath, Cobham.]]></description>
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		<title>Not that popping hormones is my favourite concept ever now, or anything.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had a lesson with the tiny Germans today. We made spiders! 8D<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/spinne.png"/><br />Mine had three eyes, but one fell off.<br /><br />Tiny boy-German made a spider that was a cowboy first (it had a lasso), and then turned into a princess ('cause he made it a crown). Yeah, tiny boy-German is pretty awesome.<br /><br /><br />I got my test voucher for the JLPT yesterday! Much excitement. :3 I think I'll do one of my past papers tomorrow. Things I will also do tomorrow:<br /><br />- Go to the post office<br />- Edit my personal statement<br />- Finish colouring robot commission<br />- Find a cobbler who will fix the zipper on my boots<br /><br />Awesome!<br /><br /><br />I've read the first three chapters of <i>Colony</i> now. <a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><b>A vague summary of stuff that's happened:</b><br />So, this book is actually quite good so far. I mean, the writing is pretty silly, but I'm getting quite fond of the characters. Also, the terrible sex scene I was waiting for <i>actually happened</i>. I wasn't expecting that. That's epic.<br /><br />There is David Adams, who is a ~*genetically engineered perfect human*~ (which I wasn't meant to know until the latter half of chapter three, but the blurb on the back spoils it. Screw you, blurb.), with blond hair and blue eyes and a firm backside and everything. And Evelyn Iamtoolazytolookupherlastname, who is a journalist sent into space to perv on him, basically. Chapter 1 and 3 are about little but their sexual tension. They meet, he shows her around a bit, she pervs on his firm backside, he puts his arms around her to help her ford tiny streams, they take a bath in a lake (there's no showers, because you clean yourself with ultrasonic vibrators. Yes.), make out in a star observation "blister", ride an electronic bike together, complete with her arms around his waist and her breath on his neck et cetera, and then they go back to her place and <i>"She straddled his body as she had straddled the bike's seat and he exploded inside her."</i><br /><br />Hormones. They are popping.<br /><br />In between, though, they manage to argue about politics a bit, in an exposition sort of way. Earth is apparently sort of poor and in a mess, and there is a giant utopian half organic hippie farm half super-science lab space station sparsely populated by obscenely rich people and scientists who work for obscenely rich people. It also makes no sense sometimes. Apparently, water is too precious to use for washing (but it's totally ok to bathe in random lakes), and they are completely self sufficient (except for booze which they import from the Moon), but he has a wood fire in his faux-cave home, in front of which they lounge and drink wine. I guess their trees must grow super fast?<br /><br />All I know about Earth so far is what I learned in Chapter 2, which is that sometimes people try to assassinate Irish-Canadian architects in Cairo's market quarter. And then their hormones pop, too:<br /><blockquote>Somewhere in the back of his head he was marvelling that he felt no fear, no despair, not even anger that someone had gone to such lengths to kill him. He was trembling, but with an anticipation that was almost joyous.<br /><i>Jesus, God,</i> he thought, <i>we really are pagan warriors underneath all that politeness and chat.</i></blockquote><br />Prediction: There will be some dramu about Evelyn sleeping with David to get his story. Hopefully she'll keep being a total unashamed perv, because that's awesome. Maybe now they have actually slept together I will get to see more of the world, because it sounds really interesting.<br /><br />Oh, and something will happen with the Irish-Canadian architect that explains what is going on. Hopefully.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/11/not-that-popping-hormones-is-my-favourite-concept-ever-now-or-anything/</link>
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		<title>From the front matter of the book I’m reading. (Colony by&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From the front matter of the book I’m reading. (Colony by Ben Bova.)]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/05/from-the-front-matter-of-the-book-i%e2%80%99m-reading-colony-by/</link>
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		<title>30-year old sci-fi like candy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I finished the book I was reading yesterday, and picked a new one from my to-read shelf:<br /><br /><center><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/colony.png" /></center><br /><i>Colony</i>, by Ben Bova, first published 1979. "It is the year <small>A.D.</small> 2008; world population has steadily grown above 7-billion."<br /><br />I'm gonna have so much fun with this. Choice quote from the first page:<br /><blockquote>Grasping her wrist firmly, he helped pull her up along the climbing path. "It gets easier up ahead. The gravity slackens off. And the view is worth the effort."<br /><br />She nodded, but said to herself, <i>He knows he's handsome. Good  muscular body; firm backside. That's why they picked him to guide me, no doubt. He gets all the female hormones popping.</i></blockquote><i>He gets all the female hormones popping</i>, guys. I can't wait until the mandatory aloof, calculating, genius-scientist character shows up.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/05/30-year-old-sci-fi-like-candy/</link>
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		<title>This entry contains a surprise BSG spoiler and a link the squeamish  might want to avoid.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh hey, it's that time again, the time where the World Service talks about deaths in childbirth and how they haven't really gone down in the last 20 years. The time where I sit here absolutely incredulous and so very thankful for the healthcare and scientific progress in my life.<br /><br />I learned what an <a href="http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obstetric_fistula">obstetric fistula</a> is from this series last week, and I am still not over it. There's people who live with them for 40 years or more. Years! Words nor emoticons can properly express my horror.<br /><br />Just another reason "let's all go be hunter-gatherers now yaaaay" at the end of BSG was a really stupid decision.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/11/03/this-entry-contains-a-surprise-bsg-spoiler-and-a-link-the-squeamish-might-want-to-avoid/</link>
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		<title>Fear my legitimacy.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<center><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/acs.png" /></center><br /><br />Look guys, I got my staff badge at school today. \o/ Now I don't look like an impostor sitting in the staffroom being all... young. And stuff. The lesson today went pretty well, though no-one did their homework. -_- I've assigned them something they have to read out loud in front of the class next week in revenge.<br /><br />Oh hey, it's November now, I guess I should start revising for the JLPT in earnest. get out those past papers I bought and stuff. I also haven't gotten any confirmation from SOAS at all that they got my application for the test, I think I'll call them about it tomorrow. It's still a month until the actual test, but I did send the application ages ago.<br /><br />At the moment, I am constructing my Christmas list. I really want <a href="http://www.uniqlo.co.uk/catalogue/men/shirts/390130-yellow-patchwork-flannel-check-shirt">one of these flannel shirts</a>. &#9829; I want to buy a least half of everything Uniqlo sell. UniqLo? UniQlo? UNIQLO?<br /><br /><br />In other news, I've been watching a cool documentary, called <a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/race-and-intelligence-sciences-last-taboo/4od">Race and Intelligence: Science's Last Taboo</a>. Rageh Omaar, who is a journalist, I think? Goes around investigating the evidence behind the claim that intelligence is linked to race, going over the flaws in IQ tests, whether race is even a valid biological/genetic factor (not really, big surprise), and so on. The conclusion (SPOILERS! You should go watch it yourself unless you're not in the UK and Channel 4 won't let you) is something pretty cool that I'd never heard about before - since I know little about IQ tests - which is that the IQ test measures a certain kind of conceptual thinking that has been developing as we've adapted to modernity. Someone in the 1900s, for example, would score pretty badly by our current standards*. So, taking that into account, obviously the average score from sub-Saharan Africa would be lower than that from the USA or... I think North East Asia was the term they used.<br /><br />It was a pretty excellent documentary, which thoroughly confirmed me in all my previous conclusions and offered me even more evidence to back them up with, allowing me to be continue being a smug git until the end of time. (It was quite balanced and objective in tone, though, while still acknowledging how personal and loaded the issue was, which I liked.)<br /><br />* Also, it is massively biased towards the educated middle class. The one he took asked what an imaginary number was. How is that intelligence as opposed to knowledge?]]></description>
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		<title>Oh hai guys. I haven&#8217;t blogged in forever.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The exhibition was pretty cool! Many pretty things. I love <strike>Aztec</strike> Mexica writing <i>so much</i>. <a href="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/dedicationstone.png">This</a> was probably my favourite thing, but I can't find a proper picture of it online. I'm amused that the guy on the left is named "leg". Friday at 3pm was the wrong time to go, though; it was massively crowded. And people kept. Standing. Right in front of me. While I was reading something. щ(≖益≖щ) *murders* <br /><br />I finished reading <i>the Third God</i> as well, and the ending was surprisingly good! (almost everyone I was really attached to survived! :O) In the last few chapters everything sort of comes together and you see the huge cycle of history that the characters only occupy a small, final part of, and it shifts the way in which you look at the story in a really interesting way and FFF I LOVE IT, OK. I can't really say more without spoiling, which I won't because <i>I need you all to read it so I have someone to talk about it to</i>. It's main selling point is the setting, I think, which I'll probably talk about more later. The author also has a huge amount of world building notes up on <a href="http://www.ricardopinto.com/work/stone_dance/index.php">his website</a>, which makes him my favourite.<br /><br />I think I'll probably end up reading it all over again soon from this new perspective and to look for foreshadowing. :3 <br /><br />The book I'm reading now is one my mum brought me from Germany a little while ago; <i>Die Praktikantin</i> by Yannik Mahr. It's a sort of satire romance intrigue, I think, about a Journalist who gets put in charge of a small rural newspaper, not the big metropolitan one he had his eyes on, and hires a pretty intern, and then according to the blurb something mysterious happens, idk.  It's really amusingly written, so far. <br /><br />I had my second German lesson last Monday, and it went really well. :D I ran out of time before I ran out of things to do, and everything. Spent the first half an hour or so talking about the Middle Ages, because the kids didn't know anything. They hadn't even heard of the reformation, apparently. I'm probably going to give them a short history lecture every week, starting with the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migration_Period">Völkerwanderung</a> next Monday, since it's relevant to the Nibelungen. I'm making a ~powepoint presentation~. 8D <br /><br />I also have about two thirds of a blog post written about Nick Griffins hilarious "indigenous British who've been living here for 17000 years!" comment on BBC Question Time, which was about a million years ago in internet time but who needs temporal relevance amirite? I might finish it tomorrow, I've been wandering around London a lot today shopping with Tim and I'm not in the mood to concentrate on properly structured writing. God, I missed writing properly structured things about archaeology/history, though. So much. <br /><br />Oh yeah, I also started filling out my MA application! My personal statement is another thing I will probably write tomorrow. <br /><br />PS: I say I was shopping with Tim, it was mostly Tim shopping, really. I only bought one thing. <a name="cutid1"></a>A pretty cool thing: <br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/tinysetsuna.png"/> <br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/bffs.png"/> <br />BFFs!]]></description>
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		<title>FLEXING MY CAPSLOCK MUSCLES.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was honestly halfway through writing a real entry. But then I got distracted. And now it's too late to scan the pictures I was going to put in it anyway without waking up my mum. So I will just leave you with the Gundam fanfaggotry and post the rest tomorrow.<br /><br />Feel free to ignore this if you've already been subjected to my capslockspam on Tumblr. I am utterly incapable of discussing 00 sans capslock.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />OMG GUNDAM. OMG EVERYONE. OMG BUM AND CROTCH-SHOTS. &#9829; &#9829; &#9829; &#9829;<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/gothandsinmahbackpack.png"/><br />CRACKTASTICAL MECH DESIGNS OH HOW I LOVE YOU~. &#60;3<br /><br /><br /><br />OH HEY I THINK I'VE READ THIS FANFIC.<br /><br />&#60;3<br /><br />PS: I have given up speculating on what is in Innovators' pants, or if they ever underwent puberty. It is never going to make any sense.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/29/flexing-my-capslock-muscles/</link>
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		<title>Windowsill. I found an app that takes higher resolution pictures&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Windowsill. I found an app that takes higher resolution pictures than the default camera app. But how will they email?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/25/windowsill-i-found-an-app-that-takes-higher-resolution-pictures/</link>
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		<title>Squatting lamp post.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Squatting lamp post.]]></description>
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		<title>I want to live in the colourful corner house.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I want to live in the colourful corner house.]]></description>
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		<title>Clarification.</title>
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		<title>What ho.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The British museum sent me an email reminding me that I have tickets to the Moctezuma exhibition on Friday, titled "Your visit to Moctezuma", and while it was loading up on my phone, a part of me was imagining it was going to continue "... will have to be cancelled because the exhibits have mysteriously come to life/vanished."<br /><br />Because I am secretly 10 years old.<br /><br /><br />To-day has been pretty useless. I had to go to the job centre in Weybridge at half past noon, and because the trains are lame, that meant I was out from 11 to 3pm. And after that I had a headache, so I laid down for a nap, and after that I've been too groggy to do much except read webcomics and stuff. I was going to do <i>so much</i> to-day, as well. D:<br /><br /><br />Oh, by the way, I don't think I ever posted it on here, but I made that photo blog for pictures I take on my phone! <b><a href="http://pseudocarp.tumblr.com/">pseudocarp.tumblr.com</a></b>. Check it out!<br /><br /><br />PS: <a href="http://chairmanwow.tumblr.com/post/217586925/chairman-wow-id-watch-it-chairman-wow-cute">Admit it, you totally want to see this, too</a>. Yeah, I'm using tumblr a bit more lately. I sort of like to pretend my LJ is for longer, more thought-out posts. But then sometimes I post things like that trailer on there that I want to share with people on LJ, too. To expand my online presence over several different kinds of blog, or to contract it all into one? I am conflicted.<br /><br />I am also going to bed now, definitely.]]></description>
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		<title>Probably my favourite of the postcards and pictures on my&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Probably my favourite of the postcards and pictures on my wall.

Greeting and salutation to the hearts that are illuminated by the light of love, and that are led arstray neither by hopes of a heaven, nor fear of a hell.

A Bauhaus lithograph from 1921...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/18/probably-my-favourite-of-the-postcards-and-pictures-on-my/</link>
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		<title>My desk, recently tidied.</title>
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		<title>Looks like I&#8217;m a teacher now.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I went to the <a href="http://www.europeanbookshop.com/">European Bookshop</a> yesterday, with my mum and a colleague of hers from school who were textbook shopping, and I got some books to read with my German class. :D<br /><br />I can't decide which to do (or which to do first, since they're pretty short), though. One is <i>Level 4: Stadt der Kinder</i>, which I read when I was little and is about a bunch of kids mysteriously becoming characters in a videogame. The other one is the Nibelungen written in easy words, which is also awesome because a) mythology is always awesome, and b) the book comes with little info sections about medieval history, and quizzes about the content, and all sort of other stuff that makes my life easier. So maybe I'll do that one first.<br /><br />I am still a little terrified by this surprise teaching gig. XD I'm glad it's half term next week so I have time to figure out what's going on. Also I'm getting another group of really tiny 1st grade German children, who I get to teach how to read and write and stuff like that. :O HOW AWESOME IS THAT GOING TO BE? I've always sort of wanted to teach someone to read and write.<br /><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/eurobook.png"/><br /><br />Also, the European Bookshop is the best thing in the world. I want to go back there when I have money and buy everything.<br /><br /><br />PS: Probably going to the <a href="http://www.londonexpo.com/">London Expo</a> next weekend. :D I'm trying to find something useful like a schedule of events on their website, but no luck so far. &#62;_&#62;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/17/looks-like-im-a-teacher-now/</link>
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		<title>Les femmes qui lisent.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Les femmes qui lisent.]]></description>
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		<title>European Bookshop, London</title>
		<description><![CDATA[European Bookshop, London]]></description>
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		<title>No Smoking.</title>
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		<title>From last night&#8217;s twitterings:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://twitter.com/ChairmanWow/status/4822373300"><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/supaisu.png" border="0"/></a><br />If anyone tries to tell you that I was actively looking forward to the day I could attempt to translate "The Spice must flow" into Japanese, they would be lying.<br /><br />I actively look forward to the day I can translate "The Spice must flow" into Arabic.<br /><br /><br />I was going to go to <a href="http://www.britishmuseum.org/whats_on/future_exhibitions/moctezuma.aspx">this</a> to-day, but it turns out it's one of those exhibitions you have to order tickets in advance for, and they're fully booked until later this week. Maybe I can drag someone along on the weekend.<br /><br />I still want to go out somewhere, though... guess I should save my train money. :&#60;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/13/from-last-nights-twitterings/</link>
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		<title>Hnnnnnnnrgh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little while ago, I made a resolution, to be more confident, to not put myself down by assuming I couldn't do things, and to throw myself in at the deep end more.<br /><br />Granted, I made this resolution in the context of deciding on what difficulty level I should play BioShock on (which ended up being academic, since my computer overheats and freezes as soon as I get out of the elevator capsule thing and start enjoying the creepy atmosphere), but I think I can transfer it to teaching German classes  to a handful of 13-year-old native speakers after school with absolutely no previous experience at all.<br /><br />And next week, I'll have more than half a day's warning, so I'll have more of an idea what the fuck to do.<br /><br /><br /><br />In other news, I've finally thought of something fun to do with tumblr. I often take pictures on my phone and then don't really have any idea of what to do with them. I cold spam twitter with them, but I'm not convinced pictures and twitter work that well together. I keep meaning to do an LJ picspam post with all of them, but I've not gotten around to it. So I had the idea yesterday that I could email them to tumblr straight from my phone whenever I take one. (Unless I find another/better site for mobile photo blogging.)<br /><br />All that I have to do now is figure out a title.]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, you mean THOSE pineapples? 2009-10-12 13:41:55</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I drew a diary-type comic that was going to basically be half of this entry yesterday, but I just noticed my new drawing pad is bigger than my scanner, so that's not going to happen right now. It's ok, it wasn't that well-drawn anyway.<br /><br />I went to London with Tim on Friday, mainly to get some revision material for the JLPT, since the revision course I'd signed up for was cancelled due to lack of interest. &#62;_&#60;<br /><br /><img src="http://www.therandomplanet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/35071596-600x450.jpg" /><br /><br /><i>Read Real Japanese</i> is a little bit above my level still, actually - lots of grammatical structures I've not come across before - but in a few months I can probably handle it.<br /><br /><br />I also watched a ridiculous documentary about Easter Island this weekend, with a full complement of stupid, notably: "'primitive' cultures are too dumb to invent stuff themselves", "aliens did it", and "Egypt is the source of all monumental architecture".<br /><br />Before they mentioned aliens and I stopped paying as much serious attention, I got really irritated with some archaeologist they interviewed who was talking as if it's <i>really weird and unusual</i> and probably ~*mysterious*~ that people would want to build these huge apparently useless statues*. I know it was a documentary and they were trying to make it interesting, but that sort of attitude irritates me for so many reasons. Trying to smother genuinely interesting and intriguing things in pointless obfuscating mysticism, for one thing, and the suggestion that only "sophisticated" cultures are good enough to build monuments. And on a more basic level: Come on. Have you not ever looked around? Building big awesome impressive things is pretty much what we, humans, <i>do</i> here! I mean, by all means, be impressed that we manage it, I am constantly impressed and amazed by the crazy stuff we manage to do, but being surprised by the simple fact that we <i>try</i> is practically insulting.<br /><br />... I may care too much about this sort of thing.<br /><br /><br /><br />OH HEY, AND NOW I MUST BE OFF TO TEACH A <i>SURPRISE GERMAN CLASS</i>. Be back to explain later, if the 13-year olds don't eat me. O_O]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/12/oh-you-mean-those-pineapples-2009-10-12-134155/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s going on?</title>
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This is the robot butler future-phone. Sometimes, I use it to take pictures which have nothing much to do with anything.]]></description>
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		<title>A clever title is not coming to me right now.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I watched the first episode of Season 6 of <i>House</i> just now. I only saw bits and pieces of S5, but this season looks interesting. I think I'll follow it. <i>Following a TV series on actual TV</i>, guys. :O Craziness or what.<br /><br />The trial at Costa went pretty well, I think. I mainly collected dirty dishes, and washed dishes, and carried clean dishes back downstairs. Also made some coffee, which was actually pretty fun and easy. I'll find out by Friday whether they'll hire me. *crosses fingers*<br /><br />That's all, really. Everything is covered in dust from the new stairs and floor being put in. It's a really nice staircase, though. I enjoy walking on it. (What? I can enjoy a staircase.)<br /><br /><br />PS: You guys should totally read <a href="http://manga.animea.net/hanjuku-joshi-chapter-1-page-2.html">Hanjuku Joshi</a>. The beginning is so-so, but it gets better and better as it goes on. Fffff, it's so adorable, it makes me grin like a stupid person.<br /><br />I have to do that post about the gory, dark (but wonderful &#9829;) book I'm reading soon now, to balance out the fluffy yuri rec. XD]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/07/a-clever-title-is-not-coming-to-me-right-now/</link>
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		<title>HI GUYS.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was finishing my new website design the other day (have I blogged about that, actually? <a href="http://therandomplanet.com">MY NEW WEBSITE IS UP</a>. 8D) I saw my Hourly Comic Day comic, and it made me want to do more. So I did yesterday! Except I didn't do much except have a cold yesterday, so it's not very exciting. &#62;_&#62;<br /><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/comics/hcd/09/oct/fhcd1.png"/><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/comics/hcd/09/oct/fhcd2.png"/><br /><br />AND THEN I GAVE UP.<br /><br />It was meant to be a sort of practice for drawing quickly, but I think I might just give up on drawing quickly, tbh. XD But hey, it looks nicer than my last hourly comic.<br /><br />ALSO. I had a job interview at Costa on Saturday, and I have a trial on Wednesday. EXCITING STUFF. I just really want my account to be in credit again, srsly. ;_;<br /><br />Going back to blowing my nose every 10 seconds now. See ya.<br /><br /><br />PS: <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_giving_ground'><a href='http://giving-ground.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom;border: 0;padding-right: 1px' /></a><a href='http://giving-ground.livejournal.com/'><b>giving_ground</b></a></span> &#38; <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_firescribble'><a href='http://firescribble.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom;border: 0;padding-right: 1px' /></a><a href='http://firescribble.livejournal.com/'><b>firescribble</b></a></span>, I was working on sketches for you earlier (probably email you what I've got tomorrow), and <a href="http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/iUrFwHfcMmX/Les+Ballets+Grandiva+Men+Tutus+Hits+Sydney/TVue2EB-xvp/Marlon+Altoe">look what I found while looking for reference pictures</a>. HOW'S THAT FOR MANLY POSING.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/05/hi-guys/</link>
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		<title>I like drawing trees.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sooooo, I was about to do a bunch of scanning for an art post, and then I noticed that most of the stuff I'd drawn recently was in pencil, and then I gave up.<br /><br />Even with the extensive high-tech array of settings available to me when scanning (there are three: brightness, contrast, and dpi), I have never managed to make it play nice with pencil drawings. And while I am not at "do nothing but lie in bed watching <i>Kyou Kara Maoh!</i>"* levels of sick, I am in no way healthy enough to bother with staring at a screen fucking with levels for a few hours.<br /><br />So here is a thing I drew in pen. I'm quite proud of it, especially since I made it up as I went along.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><a href="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20090924.png"><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/img/art/20090924small.png"/></a><br /><br />*Which is actually the best thing in the world do to when you're brain-dead from flu or similar. No, seriously. Scientific studies have shown this to be true. (And by scientific studies I mean me.) Though I think <i>Star Trek TOS</i> might be just as good.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/10/02/i-like-drawing-trees/</link>
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		<title>Now watch email posting strip out all the images&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Haha! I activated a thing in Gmail Labs that lets me have a million silly icons! Look! <img alt="B60.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000awqx0" /> Sparkles! <img alt="1C3.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000azzxh" /> Whale! <img alt="978.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000ask1e" /> Donut! <img alt="7ED.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000b0zdx" /> Rocketship! <img alt="4E8.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000axse9" /> Flag! <img alt="7E8.gif" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000atbcg" /> Boat! <img alt="056.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000aq1wx" /> Aubergine! <img alt="51A.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000ay655" /> ...I have no idea what that one's supposed to be. There's a million of them, and fuck knows what practical use most of them would ever be, but I totally approve.<br /><br /><img alt="1A5.gif" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chairman_wow/pic/000ar7ww" /> DASTARDLY MOUSTACHE TWIDDLING.<br /><br />That is all. Move along.<br /><br /><br /><b>ETA:</b> XD Well, that was a moderately successful email posting experiment. *puts images in the right places in the text*]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/09/29/now-watch-email-posting-strip-out-all-the-images/</link>
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		<title>Do not repeat the mistakes I have made, young ones.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here's what you shouldn't do on Twitter if you're trying to avoid spam, as demonstrated by Steph (<a href="http://twitter.com/brainsinajar">@brainsinajar</a>) and myself:<br /><br /><center><small>(Read bottom-to-top, naturally.)</small><br /><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/twitfail.png" /></center><br /><br />I know, I know, we should've know better. -_-<br /><br /><br />A few days ago, I gave in to the secret urge to find fanfic <strike>about Rossiu's angsty unrequited crush on Simon</strike> that I've been harbouring ever since I finished watching TTGL, and now my brain's gone on a <i>Gurren Lagann</i> kick again. XD I wanna make icons, but VLC is really really not a fan of .mkv files, and taking screencaps in Media Player Classic is like <i>pulling teeth</i>. Maybe I'll redownload all the episodes in .avi format later, idk.<br /><br />Also, I don't even like high-school stories that much, but you have to love a series with a canon high-school AU. (Though I admit, as my actual time in high school recedes into the past, high-school stories are growing on me. Growing from dislike into indifference, but growing nevertheless.)<br /><br /><br />Tim asked me to do some concept art for a game he's working on, and it totally brought back my drawing groove. XD I should really figure out how to make it so whether I manage to produce creative things isn't determined by my mood. That would be awesome. Anyway, when I get back to my place* there'll probably be a massive art post sometime.<br /><br /><br />I'm working on a post pimping out one of my favourite book series of all time, but I'm a little hesitant to post it, because I am so exaggeratedly emotionally invested in the world and the characters that I'm afraid someone'll comment something along the lines of "I read it and thought it was pretty lame." T_T<br /><br />Also I still have 200-odd pages left of the final book, and WHAT IF IT SUDDENLY TURNS RUBBISH? *irrational fretting*<br /><br /><br />PS: <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/gundam00/883228.html#cutid1">Oh gosh, Hiling, you are <i>too adorable</i>. Come live with me and be my girlfriend and we'll go look for bugs together, I promise.</a><br /><br />PPS: Oh yeah, and I watched the first two episodes of the new season of <i>Merlin</i>. It's still pretty awful. Episode 2 did make me laugh out loud a few times, though. (I <i>think</i> it was on purpose.)<br /><br /><br />*Our staircase is being ripped out and replaced, so I'm staying at Tim's for a few days.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/09/28/do-not-repeat-the-mistakes-i-have-made-young-ones/</link>
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		<title>Hello what is this craziness, the first website update in more than half a year!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Look at the prettiness! Marvel at the slightly increased amount of content! Behold the way I haven&#8217;t gotten around to integrating the blog yet! I am very pleased with how it looks, if I do say so myself. This is going to make me want to draw more just so I have an excuse to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/09/22/hello-what-is-this-craziness-the-first-website-update-in-more-than-half-a-year/</link>
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		<title>Things and whatnot.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I found this fairly epic... what are these even called in English? Anyway, I found this Himmel und Hölle in the back pocket of a pair of trousers that I haven't worn in a while. I vaguely remember making it back in Durham. XD<br /><br /><center><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/HoH.png"/><br /><br />Pick a side?</center><br /><br />I didn't end up getting the job at T.M.Lewin. I don't mind too much, though. I quite hope I can get the job at Costa I applied for. It's closer, and full-time. Shall call them tomorrow to ask about it.<br /><br />I saw <i>District 9</i> over the weekend! It was pretty awesome! Not, you know, particularly subtle, but I enjoyed it. I really want to know more about the aliens. I enjoyed the allegorical themes, as well, but I WANT TO KNOW HOW THEIR SOCIETY WORKS COME ON TELL ME.<br /><br />Saw trailers for <i>Avatar</i> (still think the blue cat people look a bit meh) and <i>Surrogates</i>, which looks like it has potential, at least. And it's about robots, so I'm pretty likely to go whether I hear good things or not. XP<br /><br />SPEAKING OF ROBOTS, the last episode of <i>Eve no Jikan</i> was on the other day, as well. D: There has to be more, so many enticing places for the story to go!<br /><br /><br />It's really high-time I post something that's not disjointed two-sentence paragraphs about daily life. Something more coherent and well thought out. Maybe a review of something? I had some thoughts about the first volume of <i>Y: The Last Man</i> that I comprehensively failed to write down anywhere. <i>We shall see.</i>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/09/21/things-and-whatnot/</link>
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		<title>I have had a truly amazing experience.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I read <a href="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/09/16/retro-the-typing-of-the-dead/">this Rock, Paper, Shotgun review of "Typing of the Dead"</a>* earlier, and was inspired to download the demo, and I can confirm that it is actually the best game of all time.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/totd1.png" hspace="2" vspace="2"/><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/totd2.png" hspace="2" vspace="2"/><img src="http://therandomplanet.com/imgs/totd3.png" hspace="2" vspace="2"/></center><br />So I may be easily amused, but you cannot fail to appreciate the surreal cracktastical glory that is this game's dictionary. If I had any money I think I would actually buy the full version.<br /><br /><br />I have an interview for a part time job at <a href="http://www.tmlewin.co.uk/">T.M. Lewin</a> tomorrow. Wish me luck! (I hope they do employee discounts. &#9829;_&#9829;)<br /><br /><br />PS: Oh wow, I made an audience participation post and the audience actually participated! You guys are awesome. I will make up the rest of the questions after my interview tomorrow! &#60;3<br /><br />PPS: This is my new favourite page in all of Wikipedia: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_English_loanwords_by_country_or_language_of_origin">Lists of English loanwords by country or language of origin</a>.<br /><br /><br />*You should all read RPS, by the way. Even if you don't really care about games. I have them on my RSS reader mainly for the writing style and sense of humour; occasionally hearing of a cool game is a bonus.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/09/17/i-have-had-a-truly-amazing-experience/</link>
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		<title>Let us conduct internet interviews.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<b>&#8226; Leave me a comment saying "BOILED GOOSE"<br />&#8226; I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can <strike>satisfy my curiosity</strike> get to know you better<br />&#8226; Update your journal with the answers to the questions<br />&#8226; Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.</b><br /><br /><span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_elyim' lj:user='elyim' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://elyim.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://elyim.livejournal.com/'><b>elyim</b></a></span> asked me these things:<br /><br /><b>1) What's your favourite word?</b><br />Hm, good question. I haven't thought about this for a while... it used to be "inconsequential". I quite like "nonplussed", as well; it makes me think of a Bertie-Wooster-style English aristocrat mangling his French.<br /><br />Actually, no, I know what my favourite word is, my favourite word is "<a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/doch#German">doch</a>". It is the most useful multi-purpose word in the world, and I don't understand why other European languages don't have it.<br /><br /><b>2) Where do you live?</b><br />Cobham! It is a tiny place in Surrey consisting in large parts of café-chains, estate agents, and Americans. It is <i>mind-numbingly</i> dull. It could be worse, though, I suppose.<br /><br /><b>3) What was your favourite archaeology module?</b><br />Despite complaining about theory all the time, I think it was actually Current Issues in Archaeology. There was at least a lot of potential for interesting discussion there, even if it was hampered by my most of my classmates' apathy. It took a lot of the things I mentioned <a href="http://chairman-wow.livejournal.com/423153.html">in this entry</a> that I associate with history - bias and seeing things from various points of view - and related them to the real world, like how do you treat people's heritage and who gets a say, stuff I actually have Opinions about. Granted, there was also a block about listed buildings and what sort of forms you have to fill out to be allowed to dig stuff up in England, which was DRY LIKE A DRY THING.<br /><br />I also like Global Economy, because nnngh, economic theory as it relates to the past *makes sexytimes gestures*. And we got to analyse case studies in that, something there IS NEVER ENOUGH OF COME ON, DURHAM. So yeah, basically I loved my second term of third year (except for the lame essays I got assigned). &#62;_&#62; Apart from that, I actually liked the first year modules best, I think, like Discovering World Prehistory, because they had a wider scope, and I am into broad conceptual type things with practical applications. Which is why I am <i>so glad</i> I didn't do a BSc. I think the lack of context would have driven me to despair. (絶望した! Is it time for a new Zetsubou Sensei ep yet? It's never too early for a new ZS ep.)<br /><br />I actually just had to look up a prospectus to remind myself what I did in second year; that obviously didn't leave a great impression on me. (See also: previous entry re. depression) I did Prehistoric Europe, though, didn't I? Surely that must have been interesting? Why can't I remember so much of 2nd year what is this. Was I secretly abducted by aliens? All I remember is being TRICKED into a module that promised to be about the Urban Landscape that ended up being all about the fucking Romans. (By which I mean I dislike Romans, not that the module was about them having sex all the time. Though they probably were.)<br /><br /><b>4) What would you do if you found a 500 euro note on the ground?</b><br />Wonder why someone was carrying around 500 Euros in England? XD But I don't know, actually. I might not pick it up. I'd feel bad taking so much of someone else's money. I'd probably ahnd it in to the nearest police station and ask them what to do. XD<br /><br /><b>5) Where is your least favourite place in the world and why?</b><br /><i>Least</i> favourite? I don't know, to be honest. I can't remember ever being in a place I've completely disliked. There's places I've liked more than others, but the rest generally level out at indifference; a place would have to be actively terrible to drop down to dislike.<br /><br />That's another great word, "indifference".]]></description>
		<link>http://www.therandomplanet.com/2009/09/16/let-us-conduct-internet-interviews/</link>
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